A WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS

Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good. A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't give a ****. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the nine o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "listen bitch... do it and you die." The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing(and then they marry him.) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their ****. "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?" __________________ CLASSIC __________________ What I can't figure out is: If women are so in touch with their bodies, why are there so many fat ones? __________________ Quote: Originally posted by crabbie I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. zoom zoom zoom, right ON! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by crabbie Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat... humm. you know, I forget to eat supper once in a while. I'll be busy playing at work (ok, this also happens occasionaly when I'm actually working too) and then realize it's time to go home. about an hour after I get home, I suddenly get really hungry. Here's the worst part... I have to thing for about 5min, going through everything I did the whole day to decide if I ate or not. and yes, I'm "skinny": 6', 160lbs. - hasn't fluctuated a bit in the last 4 years. (btw, for those that don't know, I'm a guy, so 160lbs. is about right for my height) __________________ everyones a guy on GotApex, unless proven otherwise. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by hapoo everyones a guy on GotApex, unless proven otherwise. that is so true! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by johnnymk What I can't figure out is: If women are so in touch with their bodies, why are there so many fat ones? hahahaha that's a good one and not every slim woman starves herself...some people are naturally thin. Mavi forum