Gentlemen, whihch do you prefer. __________________ Brunettes please.__________________ Long haired brunette w/ blonde highlights__________________ oooh, my favorite.now how old did you say you were bella? oh, nevermind that question... I just remembered all ladies are not a day over 21.  __________________ yup hehe__________________ As I said before, I prefer brunettes, but I like blondes too, just as long as the carpet matches the curtains. __________________ I have been all three, currently brunette with some blonde highlights. Blonde still gets the most attention IMO. And yes, the carpet should always match the curtains and housekeeping is very important. __________________ OMG loosah tahts has to be one of the best euphamisms i have ver had the pleasure to be a company oflol hahha __________________ Quote:
ooo nice __________________ *thinks*...ever see those brunette italian women in calenders? well...thats my sister..I'd be the one with the grey standing behind them. *sob*..GOD I feel so alone.__________________ Quote:
__________________ italians are awesomebut dont ask bout the oher half __________________ Quote:
__________________ so guys really like highlights? or do they even care? i guess not as long as it looks good.as for me, i have long blonde (yes, natural) hair. __________________ well...i've always been rather partial to brunettes...even though I am personally blonde. But hey, I'll take all three if i can get them...at one time, heh heh.ProMinx __________________ Quote:
what do you have against mexicans? heh heh; i just say this because the girl I have coming over tongiht is half mexican and damn hot. ProMinx __________________ Oh yeah?!? Post a picture of this half Mexican hottie then ProMinx.__________________ Brunette, and when the sun hits my hair just right, red highlights... especially in the summer...My lucky sister has the natural curly red (brick red) hair...  __________________ i think that if the highlights aren't just right, to a guy they make it look like your hair is dirty.more contrast (i.e. blond highlights in black hair) is also kinda attention grabbing, and I personally like it. there was a girl in my PolySci. calss that had really dark hair (kinda short, about down to her chin) with one little piece of bleach/blond right in the front on either side of the part. kinda cute __________________ a bit of everything __________________ I've found that the color of a woman's hair has nothing to do with her caliber.__________________ Quote:
uh..who?? bit far back for me i was still young and stupid and didn't care about anything that was goin on in the world __________________ Quote:
Oooooh!! I used to WISH I had Cyndi Lauper's neat-o hair! But in reality, I resemble Captain Lou Albano. (For those who DON'T remember the "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" video or early WWF stuff, that means I have rubber bands in my beard). __________________ Short, straight black or brunette hair wearing a turtleneck sweater. Or long, straight black hair with a black heavy-metal T-Shirt.__________________ Quote:
no one eever siad that it did __________________ Quote:
hmm...have someone particular in mind? PM __________________ Quote:
lol hahahaha  (sorry, when i get tired I laugh at everything)__________________ hmm...yeah ...i'll have one of each....__________________ Quote:
Im with him. I like it all just as long as she looks good. __________________ Quote:
I think fakesurfer has a very serious point to be made. Mavi forum |
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
What if our bodies were different?
Just standing in line at the Wendy's, and I was thinking, what if our bodies did things differently? __________________ Oh, I guess smell glands, like a skunk, could go in both categories...__________________ hey thats odd I was just thinking THE EXACT same thing..except I added in the fact that teeth growing on the outside would be a bonus.__________________ Wings and an exoskeleton.A working appendix and tonsils so I can eat raw meat with no worries. Infra-red heat vision an internal magnetic sense like homing pidgeons and some whale species have. 5 eyes spaced eqidistant around my head __________________ Quote:
 __________________ well foreplay would deffinetly be alot different tahts for sure__________________ Quote:
You want to be "The Fly"????? Mating would be disgusting. __________________ Quote:
__________________ that just opened a whole new realm of twistedness into whihc i dont think it would be ebst to explore__________________ it would be so nice if our cells didn't have telomeres! yay for immortality!__________________ hmm...from the way things "look" to me, you must be wearing a thong and bikini...ProMinx __________________ Quote:
"you have nice looking breasts!" or "It looks like dog **** to me.." __________________ How about x-ray vision, so I wouldnt have to picture naked women anymore.__________________ Quote:
if you had x-ray vision all you would see are peoples bones. On the plus side you could let them know if they have any diseases Mavi forum |
hotmail is acting retarded
i don't know what i did, but when i access my hotmail by clicking on the link in my favorites file thing, it never reloads the page. __________________ umm...NO! That is the way that hotmail works and is intended to work. It is a whole lot more secure if they need to check your ID every time you open your account, and they don't want to be blamed for poor security. It is perfectly normal how they choose to operate. Otherwise, all someone would need to get to your hotmail account would be the url, and that's the way it used to be, bt they changed that a long time ago.ProMinx __________________ so what else is new?? __________________ Quote:
when i log on, it opens to an old page (the inbox is old info.) and i've had hotmail for about 4 years, so i know how it works. i have to refresh the page after i've already logged on to get new mail. and i've NEVER had to do that before. Mavi forum |
NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA...
My previous thought would be helping everyone else out as well. __________________ what isn't such a good idea?__________________ having everyone to post threads and have me to respond to them.__________________ ohMavi forum |
At this rate.....
Oblong is going to pass me up in posts by tomorrow. __________________ or maybe everyone can start a thread pertaining to me and i can respond to them.__________________ or else you can keep responding to yourself on this thread__________________ Say that again, I didnt hear you__________________ what is your favorite color?__________________ green__________________ i like lime green, but blue is my real favorite__________________ blue is my favorite too~! favorite colors everyone!__________________ Where are you from GotMilk?__________________ You know I love ya GOTMILK...__________________ pS..I AM GOING TO STALK YOU NOW.. SO dont be afraid..no wait..be afraid..be verrrrrrrrry afraid..(gives the hairy eyeball look to the DIRTY SQUIRREL..ERM.HAPPY SQUIRREL)__________________ Blue...and what is the violent division between Happy Squirrel and Oblong? Am i missing something?ProMinx __________________ Quote:
Two personalities among the same person. __________________ *EGADS MAN!*....are ya NUTS??? sheeeeesh. My various personalities would NEVER use the nick of HAPPY SQUIRREL...GAWD.Mavi forum |
motherboard temperature monitor
is there some software that can do this and display the current temperature reading onto my monitor? Or does it have to be some hardware component? if not, where can I get this software. __________________ http://mbm.livewiredev.com/Mavi forum |
zip file info..
ok..so now you all know I can barely tie my shoes..I have put a good portion of my woodstock pix in a folder that I would like to either put up as thumbnails on a sight..or in a zipfile..who can help me out here...anyone know how I can thumbnail on a sight? and WHERE? thanks....these pix are reeeeeeeaaaaaaally cool and are way too many to post on a sight as is.. __________________ Thanks-cross your fingers and hope I can do it right..GOD I AM A MORON..*SOB*..Mavi forum |
who would win?
This is one of those hypothetical type questions that really has no right answer because the propistion cold never take place and therefor nullifeis itsself, but what the hell hey? __________________ OMG OMG OMG *COVERS EARS* NOW I AM HEARING THOSE STUPID SONGS......GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU YOU LOVE MEEEEEEE....I'm a big purple gerbil stuffing ...well you know the rest....THANKS.__________________ Quote:
Alan Godspan would kick everyone's butt into UHF limbo Mavi forum |
Whoa... D&D Movie coming soon
And I didn't even know about it! __________________ nice...__________________ Oh, my latent dorkus fantasy has been fulfilled! All those hours of embarassed dice rolling and sheepish AC calculations...finally, I can revel in being the little nerd that I used to be!!!!!! *weep weep* I knew the day would come *weep weep*__________________ umm...how many of you actually played D&D? I was always the guy who beat up the people who did...sorry if it was any of you out there...ProMinx ps - i'm still looking forward to lord of the rings though... Mavi forum |
Look at this! Have I got a deal for you PS2 lovers
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI...item=473399748 __________________ I'm waiting til December when there will be a big stack of them in every electronic store across the country for only $299. Sony is not stupid, consumers are.__________________ Wow- that is a great deal- I can only hope that this is a phony bid- the Ebay fees alone will be way more than the PS2. Like the N64 before it- Sony will mysteriously find another 250,000 or so PS2's a week before Christmas.__________________ GOSH, i hope the 14,999 final bid comes with the condom that the guy used to screw him over with.__________________ If you look at the bid history you know this is bogus. Why would someone make a bid increment from $2000 to $5000 and from $5000 to $10000?...everyone was just playing around. __________________ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......funny 5hit....is SONY definally coming out with more units during x-mas time though?? Mavi forum |
hey GOTMILK.
HEY GOTMILK..WHAT ARE YA DOIN? *wave* __________________ Quote:
Helping this stupid eu try to fix her computer. __________________ her computer wouldnt happen to be located in her underwire victoria's secret double lace bra would it?? __________________ thats a darn big bra if you can get a computer under it. or is the computer "palm" sized?__________________ I did'nt think such People could get laid __________________ Quote:
I know I wouldnt want to be the one laying her. __________________ ooooo heheehee she must be LOVELY.__________________ what was i doing here? i dont remember o well__________________ will someone please tell the happy squirrel to get his nuts out of his mouth and put his head BACK UP HIS ASS WHERE IT BELONGS..LONG LIVE MELONS!__________________ i resemble that commnet melons!!!!oh wait a sec S&@#!!! __________________ Your'e gay arent you.__________________ alright melons peace! __________________ you betcha..and long live DAVE MATTHEWS.__________________ Quote:
however, i must give credit where credit is due, and they do deserve it. they are not sellouts and they have a unique sound. AND they write their own music; quite an accomplishment for popular music these days. i can see why people like them, and dm is very talented, but i just cant stand his music! haha __________________ Quote:
same here __________________ WHAT? DID YOU JUST BADMOUTH ONE OF THE BEST BANDS I'VE EVER RUN ACROSS-WHO HAPPEN TO PLAY THEIR OWN INSTRUMENTS,WRITE THEIR OWN STUFF..AND DONT DANCE LIKE NSYNC..HOW DARE YOU. ARE YOU SATAN OR SOMETHING? *HOLDS UP GARLIC AND SILVER CROSS*__________________ I dont listen to Dm never really had any deisre to so i dont know if they suck or notbut if oblongmelon likes them then they must kick some serious ass __________________ Quote:
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__________________ Tuvi quote:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by oblongmelon you betcha..and long live DAVE MATTHEWS. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OMG i wish dave matthews would DIE!!!! i hate that gay band so much! it sucks!! BOY..I bet ya love your gramma too don't ya..get over yourself..and PS..most of the DMB SHOWS DO SELL OUT..TRUST ME..this I KNOW.. __________________ Quote:
__________________ ARRRGH SHOOT ME..I like him, you dont..its a moot point. anyway I hope your day has been as EXCITING as mine-doing absolutely nothing. GOD I CANT WAIT TO GO BACK TO WORK.__________________ Quote:
why don't you do anything all day? dont you ahve kids and stuff? what do you do at work? __________________ guess what Tuvi?I am that Happy Squirrel damnit and i have spoken all shall toss thier nuts before me in hommage Oblongmelon like DMB and so do i so back off punk before we get midevil on your ass J/K man!! __________________ I am a registered nurse. Unfortunately I've been sidelined for a few months with a torn ligament in my hip..but YAY I get to go back to work the first weekend in Nov. (naturally they want me back on a weekend -sulk)...yes I have kids-two gals who are off on their own..and two boys who are bugging the **** out of me (one is a senior in highschool and the other is a junior)..my hub is a TOTAL geek who locks himself down in the cellar to watch golf all nite when he is not running some sort of program or another on his pc... My house is spotless (with exception to the boys pigsty) and the cooking is usually put together and simmering by 3pm..I CANT WAIT TO GO BACK TO WORK..my god this is killing me........__________________ thats awesome melon thas what im going ot school for right nowim in my third year but i think i may go an estra year after next one and get a masters not sure yet i spent the summer as a CNA nursing is awesome though WTG Mavi forum |
my stinkin' eyes
i am going blind. __________________ Never had but i know a little about it.It is very safe and depending on the type of eye porblem you have has a very huge sucess rate. It sounds like you need a bit or reassurance. Go for it man. It cant hurt and will most likely help out alot. __________________ All I know is that its much cheaper in Canada. My friend had hers done, and it was cheaper by 1/2 for her to fly to canada for a week, have the op, and fly home. She now has 20/20 vision. Pro __________________ I'll corroborrate (whoa, massively misspelled) that. The big difference in price has little to do with the quality of the service, and EVERYTHING to do with the greedy laser companies. In the states, clinics have to a a per-use charge that runs into the hundreds of dollars. Every time they shoot that little laser, it costs 'em money. That fee is not imposed in Canada. Futher, you'll probably get better service in Canada. They have been doing it up there for a couple of years longer than their American counterparts, and in fact, many American hospitals are attempting to import Canadian "laserologists". Further, because there are fewer guys up there doing it, they do far more. From what I've read, the important thing to look for is a doctor that's done a lot of procedures.My eyes are horrendous, like -7.75 and -7.25 or something. I've been wanting to get it done for a long time, but your parents always tell you about such and such dentist that had it done and now can't work, or this guy who had it done, and has starbursts at night and sunspots in the day. One of these days, I'll get the intestinal fortitude to get it done, but until then... __________________ Actually, I'm going tomorrow at 2:15 for a "free" checkup to see if I'm elegible for the surgery. No matter what they tell me, I'll want to get a second opinion. I've been wearing glasses since I was 5, but have never worn contacts, and my perscription hasn't changed in the last two years, so I think I've got a pretty good chance.A good place should only have a complication rate of like 2-3 per 1000 patients (NOT counting other types of laser eye surgery - only counting the vision correction surgery), and should have a turn-down rate of at least 15% (I think). Find somebody that has done a couple 1000 operations at least. __________________ Todd: Ow, my freakin' ears!!__________________ thanks,does anyone have any links to places in cananda (toronto or quebec would be good) that do the surgery? i think i am going to go out of my mind soon! my eye sight has been horrendous(sp?) for about 8 months now. (i messed up the cornea on my left eye from over wearing my contacts.) my glasses give me a headache because my sight is so bad that my periferal vision is about 0, and i get headaches from it. and i really cannot see at all anymore with the contacts. eh, what a nightmare! __________________ humm... not to disgourage you, but based on what you just said, you have a good chance of getting turned down. although there may be other operations that will fix you eyes up and then you can get the lasic surgery.If you abuse your contacts (i.e., wear them overnight (the kinds your not supposed to wear overnight), don't change them for ever and ever, etc.), you have less of a chance of getting accepted. __________________ my eye doctor told me "you're the perfect candidate." and actually, both eye doctors i've been to this year said to do it. "it's only $6500, ask your parents for it as a christmas present!"__________________ __________________ After I swim in the morning my eyes feel like they are being eaten by the clorine. I just want to lick them. I would kill for some Visine in the morning__________________ I would kill just to go for a swim in the morning...styleee... where do you live man? This place is only going to charge me about $1000 per eye, and the other places around here are only like $1500/eye, and the Docs have performed surgeries in the 3000+ range. And this one place even "garuntees" 20/20 or your money back.. If I were you, I might get a second or third opinion... that Doc. sounds like he might be saying your the perfect candidate so he can charge you the $6500... just my opinion though. __________________ Quote:
i live in nyc (and i'm not a man  )and the normal eye doctors usually charge a ton more money then the "eye surgery centers." i think he said it was close to 4K an eye, but since i have VSP (eye insurance?) i get the "discounted rate." which i think is about standard in this area. my old eye docter in NJ said the same thing that this new guy did, and i think their prices were about the same. there are tons of ads on the subways, etc, for places that do it for around 1000 an eye. but i never remember who they are, or what their website it. so if you are a new yorker, and you can remember the cheap place, lemme know, k? Mavi forum |
Playstation 2!!! :D
I have 3. End of story. __________________ you are an sad sad man roger...are you going to sell it for $800 too like that idoit in the other post?__________________ Looks like a newbie post, hard to believe rogeryang has over 100 posts here. But if some fool wants to pay $800 let them, but idiots like Roger  should be banned.__________________ They are actually selling for 8-900 on egay. People are freakin crazy about this thing__________________ try $1600...__________________ Now "dimwit", why am I an idiot? I did not try to sell it to the Gotapex community like that "Ps2 Boy" loser. I merely posted that I had 3. In fact, mine are on the auction block right now. Also, if I am getting $500+ profit each, and it only took me a couple of hours to get, who is the dimwit now?  - Roger __________________ I like Jurassic 5 too. - Roger __________________ Want to sell one to your friendly neighborhood Got|Apex? guy? *batting eyes* __________________ I, frankly, have no problem with selling it at a $1300 profit. Do you realize how tricked out a console you could have with all that cash?!! I myself am contemplating selling mine, but at the same time, am hesitant to. Who knows if they're going to get more in before Christmas?! I WANT MINE NOW!!How warped am I, I'd rather have a stupid video game than $800. I blame my upbringing... [cranky nagging mother]No sense of value![/cranky nagging mother] __________________ Quote:
  __________________ http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI...item=473399748__________________ WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???get over the fact that everyone can't have one tomorrow! so what if it is going to be soooo cool. you have lived this long, haven't you? and what, have we been waiting for like, a YEAR for the release? (at least!) is it going to kill you to wait another 3 months or so? SAVE YOUR MONEY!! donate some loot to a charity if it's burning such a hole in your pockets! the games aren't going to self combust in 2 months if you don't get them right away. ahhhh! __________________ Quote:
That's just insane. $14,999???? Geez.. You can get a plasma screen for that. My goodness. __________________ there is nothing wrong with reselling at a higher priceIts all business. I think it takes an idiot to hold on to a machine that goes for 1500 today and under 300 in under 3 months. Personally if I had the money I would buy as many as i could and resell all of them for a nice profit. __________________ Quote:
I dont know, it looks kinda strange too me. why in the world would someone bid over themselves 3 times and go from 3g to 13g. __________________ I'm sure Penny will honor this request for me - but if I EVER get SO desperate for a consumer product that I am willing to go to SUCH extremes of effort and cost to get one when I could simply wait a few months to get it - please shoot me. Thank you.btw - I'm not just referring to someone paying $14,000 for this thing . . . I'm talking about ALLLLLL the people . . . even those willing to pay $500 . . . Or willing to wait around at a store for hours on end . . . blah blah blah . . . anywho . . . my two cents . . . nothing personal (c: PS - PENNY . . . Prag is on Win Ben Stein's Money right now - Well, you probably knew that he was on though . . . it's an old one . . . Jimmy's the cohost. [Edited by Butch on 10-26-2000 at 12:52 PM] __________________ Quote:
Shee-it, I'll cap your ass now, if ya want... I saw that episode. He looked pretty good, until he drops a big fat three in the final round! Mavi forum |
HAHAHAH *GASP*......HAHAHAH
A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotch less underwear. __________________  is that right?????? __________________ every cat has claws mansome jsut a little more abundent then others and some just will rot your underwear right off like my ex! Mavi forum |
Joke -- from another site
Miss Annie was in her eighties and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. |
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How to get People To Stop Bugging You At Weddings... __________________ lol Mavi forum |
Bastard neighbor
Remember my post about the prick-ass neighbor who kept banging my doors? Well, I called the cops on his punk ass and he denied the whole thing! Even the cops knew he was lying. Holy **** am I mad. Anyone have any suggestions...I need to get back at him without making it obvious that I did it. Anything that happens to his car in our garage will point to me. I don't want to start a car bashing war with him cuz my car is way nicer then his piece of crap. __________________ big mistake calling the cops, we all know they won't do anything.__________________ Just follow him one day without him knowing and do all the ?mischevious? deeds whereever he goes, that way he cant suspect you.__________________ call the MORMONS in your area-and tell them you are him and you want to convert..give them his address and set up a visit..TRUST ME..someone did this to me and they WILL NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE...then sneak in and toss an old package of chicken in his car (raw of course)...after a while it will smell like hell and you can tell him the mormons put a curse on him.....hahaha__________________ I sorta have the same problem,, the lady that lives above me has 4 kids ( in a two bedroom ) and every freakin morning her kids are either mad handling my or pulling on the door handle.. ( their mommy has the same colored car)Maybe if you ask to be moved to a different parking spot.. I think I will try that __________________ If you park close enough to his car he wont be able to get his door open Problem solved!__________________ Arc weld his doors shut__________________ need more data:how far are you willing to go? can you get in the house? back yard? are you willing to break the law? how mean are you? Ive dealt with these situations many times __________________ im not willing to go too far...i just want to get him back for some peace of mind. i have no access to his house or car. man, this guy really makes me sick.__________________ Heres something ya might have some fun with, first of all are you in an apartment complex of seperate houses. i dont know how to dot his if its apartments, but if your in seperate houses. On the back of the houe there should be a little grey box about 6in by 3in. unscrew this box and there should be a phone jack inside. you can carry a phone out with ya and sit in his back yard and call 900 numbers at about 300 in the morning for a few hours every nightwhen he gets his phone bill it should about equal what you ahd to pay to fix your car. but as i said i dont know if this will work in apartments so what is the iving situation? __________________ oh yeah i almost forgot dont forget to replace the coverpanal each nightand unless ypou get caught i the accual act it will be impossible to trace cause the calls are coming form his line __________________ well, the first thing to do is ask the parking garage owners/manager for a different spot, very far away from his car. Then, let it rest for a few weeks. That'll make him think you moved out or something.Then start playing pranks may I suggest: 1. Remove the wheel weights from the wheels, and place them on the exact opposite sides of the rim. 2. Glue (use epoxy) his gas tank cover closed. - use a syringe to inject 5min. epoxy through the gap around the gas cap cover. (not IN the tank, just inside the little "door") stuff some plastic wrap in the bottom gap though, to keep the epoxy from oozing out. (wear gloves - don't leave finger prints, you won't get epoxy on your fingers.) 3. IF there is a concrete post next to his parking space, put vasoline on the tread of all his tires, but not thick enough so that he'll see it when he goes to get in the car. This will cause him to slip sideways, and hopefully hit the concrete post. Don't do this if there are other cars parked near him. 4. Use dialpad, through a non-transparent proxy server, to call him at all hours of the night. Change the proxy server you use each time you place the call, and use a diff. dialpad login. 5. Make sure he doesn't read the gotapex forums!  have fun __________________ You think your neighbors are bad you should meet mine__________________ I just wonder what they think of you Paladin J/k man... Mavi forum |
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