HAHAHAHA I found this terribly funny....:)

Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if anymore freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God thinks for a second and says "Okay,I can live with that. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain." God thinks for a few second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right." God then address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe?" Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair." __________________ Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain." yeah, now if he only really believed it __________________ I hear ya..GO GEORGE W. __________________ I vote for the right to choose.... ...either the 50 round clip, or the belt feed (just a sort of a joke - don't flame me pleaze) __________________ you're not old enough are you. Mavi forum

The Fabulous OBLONGMELONS

GIVE HER A GREAT BIG APEX WELCOME BOYS! __________________ nice shirt. __________________ groovy, Mr. Powers, just groovy! (that IS you Austin, isn't it?) __________________ OK boys I just got back from Glamour Shots! __________________ __________________ O dear..I'm feeling a bit of competition...this isnt good. Loosah you young look like a young SOPHIA LOREN. __________________ ok fine..you want ammunition..I'll give ya ammunition..HMPH>> [Edited by oblongmelon on 10-24-2000 at 04:58 PM] __________________ now thats a woman for ya.. (ps it was fourth of july-cool duds eh? [Edited by oblongmelon on 10-24-2000 at 04:59 PM] __________________ HEY LOOSAH..werent you in that movie TOOTSIE? __________________ You know OBLONG I get that Tootsie comment all the time, hmm I wonder why? I love your outfits where do you shop you stylin' thang? __________________ O you know..girly shops. This dress was all the rage during the bicentenial..I thought it would go out of style but BOY WAS I WRONG! you cant believe how many woman actually want to borrow it! I think it accentuates the lovely delicate curves of my busom. Nice ain't I? __________________ geez! looks like a bunch of old nags are taking over the forums! any more of this and I'm outta here! __________________ hehe I may be old but nothing that a bit of lubrication cant take care of.....COME AND GET ME BOYS.. __________________ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! __________________ It's skin you want isnt boys? OOOOO GOD I KNEW IT WOULD COME TO THIS..lord forgive me..they were taken when I was drunk.. I'm so ashamed..well, at least they got my good side. __________________ HEY! I do have SOME morals you know...THE VEGAS THING was WHEN I WAS YOUNGER..oH GOD i KNEW this would come back to haunt me.... __________________ so exactly how oblong are your melons?? __________________ that is between me and the state of nevada. __________________ Dame Edna? __________________ feel free to call me whatever you like..LOL..(shhhhh) BUT YOU CAN CALL ME POSSUM [Edited by oblongmelon on 10-25-2000 at 07:59 AM] __________________ Oblong, your true identity has been uncovered. Now everyone knows we have a megastar in our midst. __________________ But WHAT ABOUT ME POSSOMS!!!! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by abbra But WHAT ABOUT ME POSSOMS!!!! Oh Madge you cunning minx! Always trying to steal Edna's thunder. She is too fabulous, we can't top her. __________________ HEY..THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET..now I am exposed..boooo hooo..will I ever be on broadway again. *sob* __________________ Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon HEY..THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET..now I am exposed..boooo hooo..will I ever be on broadway again. *sob* with any luck...no, but i do have one question. If your melons are so fabulous, shouldn't they be more...perky than oblong? Call me a sucker for the classic look, but I love a firm melon, even (especially) if it is not excessive in size... More than a handful is just a waste... ProMinx __________________ When you are my age-the only thing you are firm on is taking your laxative before you go to bed..... __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Loosah Quote: Originally posted by abbra But WHAT ABOUT ME POSSOMS!!!! Oh Madge you cunning minx! Always trying to steal Edna's thunder. She is too fabulous, we can't top her. heh heh, did someone say "Minx"? But is she a "Promiscuous Minx"? ProMinx __________________ This whole thread is just disturbing thats prob why i like it so much hehehe Mavi forum

I need help QUICK!

Will some kind soul tell me how to upload a picture to these forums? or even give me those silly html tags and directions how to use them.PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASE thannnnnnkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. __________________ use [ img ]web site[ /img ] (no spaces) as far as uploading an image you got me. [Edited by gotmilk on 10-24-2000 at 02:36 PM] __________________ OH LORD OBBS! I thought you had fallen and couldn't get up. I was about to call 911, and 1-800-hipreplacement. __________________ *CRY* I probably would have been happier if I had fallen and couldnt get up....OK..ANYONE Who wants the pic mail me..its redhotmidgets@aol.com ( its the one that I just had my hair done in! *beam* __________________ how do i use that thing gotmilk..would yA PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME??????? __________________ look at previous post Mavi forum

Echo Comments

Well from reading around the forums it looks like Echo is paying out pretty consistently now. I always get my $18 GC about 6 weeks after I request it. That's a little long to wait but you don't really have to do anything to get it, so it's worth it to me. Besides you can earn $18 every 10 days without having any referrals. Mavi forum

Breakfast Norms..

Is it me or does everyone have to ingest a two liter bottle of diet coke while sitting at their pc every morning at 7 am while checking email? sprite won't do it..and pepsi is DEF out of the question- what the hell is wrong with me????? __________________ That Diet Coke probably equals a tall mocha. You're normal. __________________ put me down for at least 6 Mt. Dew's during a 6 - 7hr work day Mavi forum

"Cliff Yablonski hates you...!"

http://www.*******************/cliff/...ou/page-01.htm some of the funniest stuff i have ever seen __________________ OMG! I have just spent the past 20 minutes sitting here lauging my ass off..who the hell is this guy anyway????? __________________ Cliff Yablonski rules, I love this site. __________________ HAHAHAHHA DID YOU SEE THE GUY IN THE BIG DIAPER? BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL __________________ ************** rules. __________________ That f**Cking rules! I took the time and went through it all. His material never faultered! What a champ. __________________ Ladies and Germs I give you his Royal Pain in the Ass, the once and future King of Diaper Rash, Cliff Yablonski!! Cliff take a bow ya chump ya biscuit head we loves ya we do. Hey give it up for Cliffy everybody, does he rule or what?!? Claypatch __________________ A link from that site leads to http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com , another funny site indeed! __________________ omg if it wasnt so funny it would be sad..ESPECIALLY part 3-the lady made of ham..I dont know why but I find her hysterically funny!!!!!!! __________________ i really shouldn't laugh, but it is too funny not to!! __________________ Mama Mia!!!! __________________ "the name's Yablonski, Cliff Yablonski, and don't you forget it...because I HATE YOU!" No really, I'm Cliff. ProMinx __________________ WEll..if you really are cliff then I want you to be my best friend because I laughed so hard at that **** that I almost threw up....You're my kinda fella..fella. Mavi forum

That girl with the green hair

What is the name of the virtual newscaster that has green hair. She's been on for a while, I just can't remember her name. Blu Mavi forum

Whats with the popup banners?

Hey... did anyone else get a popup banner when they opened the "East meets West" thread and then click the "back" button? __________________ nope, but i do get something for a porche __________________ I got one when hitting the back button on the Karoke thread. __________________ I was getting one every time I open a thread...mucho annoying __________________ What is the meaning of this.....(someone) hit the desk. I'm the Lieutenant around this base and this is totally unacceptable. __________________ What ads? __________________ Just noticed it last night. We'll contact the ads people. __________________ SEP NO LIKE! Popup ads are SUCK! __________________ Still popping up... __________________ cool Leon. Oddly enough, about 2 min. after I posted the new thread, they stopped popping up. Very odd. __________________ Still popping here! SBP, you got an image for popping? __________________ I think they have made their way to the main forums page __________________ Man, I've been turning these pages all day and haven't seen em. ARGH. They seem to match the top banner or the bottom one? __________________ I have yet to get a single pop-up banner __________________ How weird. If you guys figure out a way to reproduce it, let us know. Apex, Darth, and I all hate pop-up ads and wouldn't do this to you guys. __________________ got a popup with this address http://www.iwin.com/login/register_xlotto.asp __________________ I'm gettin' them on every thread I open. I don't know what I'm doing differently, but it wasn't happening yesterday. It was happening Monday, though...I'm getting the same ads as the other guys, things to win Porsches, etc. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Leon How weird. If you guys figure out a way to reproduce it, let us know. Apex, Darth, and I all hate pop-up ads and wouldn't do this to you guys. Not me, I'd like two please. I'm getting the pop ups like crazy. __________________ yeah, i was getting these a few days back too, and i was going to post to complain about it, but i had to run out, and it looks like someone covered it for me... ProMinx __________________ Weirder than poo: Not a single ad today. Huh, maybe you fixed it? __________________ Quote: Originally posted by pennypinch Weirder than poo: Not a single ad today. Huh, maybe you fixed it? Nope, I got one when I first came to the site today. __________________ Anyone who has ever visited Er War#@$ sites (I cant bring myself to saying it) Knows the pop up feeling... I am wondering if Apex is part of the T1923 I have 15 browsers open!!! ARGH! No I don't want a porsche! Well not this one. __________________ Alll I have to say about those banners is "What is your major malfunction boy?!!!!!" never gotten one but i know how much they can suck __________________ i just got one when i signed onto the main forums page (the one where you choose which forum to grace with your presence) to this link: http://www.iwin.com/login/register_xlotto.asp ProMinx Mavi forum

Regarding Got Deals..............................

How many of you have no pets, but still apply for the deals that they have available. Just curious. __________________ I guess there is nothing like a milkbone after a binge.....( __________________ I got some cats but they don't need the stuff I get Mavi forum

East meets West....

Where is everybody from ? I get the feeling that alot of people are centered out on the West Coast. I'm out in PA, just outside Philadelphia... Blu __________________ T-Town.....Tulsa, OK, that is. __________________ People's Republik of Maryland. __________________ HELL. OTHERWISE CALLED QUAKERLAKE P.A. __________________ Quakerlake?? Where in PA is that? Blu __________________ Chantilly, VA - Washington DC suburb. __________________ My own little hell on earth Lehigh Valley, PA, home of the worst pizza known to man. God I hate PA Dutch people. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I miss CT. Are you from KOP/Valley Forge Blu? I love King Of Prussia, it is the only decent area of this part of the state. [Edited by Loosah on 10-23-2000 at 11:52 AM] __________________ Suburban Detroit here. No place I'd rather be than here in Hockeytown. __________________ QuakerLake is a few miles outside the newyork/PA border near Binghamton-let me give you some names of other towns and see if that helps..(these are all in PA. Hawleyton,Friendsville,Silver Lake township,Montrose,..if you hit scranton-you keep on coming up rt 81 and into new york-then hook a ride up the hill..sooner or later you will find quaker lake..about 50% of the residents are SUMMER only=soon we will make our journey back down the hill for our winter retreat in Endicott New York..until then I am a PA resident __________________ The people's republic of Austin, surrounded by the Republic of Texas __________________ From the great state of New York, at Binghamton and Silver Lake PA. I am a duo resident. I don't know if I am coming or going most of the time... __________________ Valparaiso, Indiana! Hell yeah this place s*cks a*s! I hate it! __________________ Alberta, Canada.. *K2 sits in a corner* *sniff* __________________ tacoma, wa __________________ HEY ABBS? I DIDNT KNOW YOU SUMMERED AT SILVER LAKE! yaaaaaahooooooooooo WE REALLY ARE NEIGHBORS! LOL-when did you close your house up? __________________ bethersda,DM __________________ Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon QuakerLake is a few miles outside the newyork/PA border near Binghamton-let me give you some names of other towns and see if that helps..(these are all in PA. Hawleyton,Friendsville,Silver Lake township,Montrose,..if you hit scranton-you keep on coming up rt 81 and into new york-then hook a ride up the hill..sooner or later you will find quaker lake..about 50% of the residents are SUMMER only=soon we will make our journey back down the hill for our winter retreat in Endicott New York..until then I am a PA resident Yeah, I know where that is. My cousin lives up in Endicott. Home of the people that talk goofy Blu __________________ Quote: Originally posted by TheBluGuy Where is everybody from ? I get the feeling that alot of people are centered out on the West Coast. I'm out in PA, just outside Philadelphia... Blu hey i used to live in king of prussia.. u near there? __________________ Good 'ole Salem, Oregon here... __________________ Originally from Marissa, IL.. about an hour southeast of STL, MO. Now stationed in VAFB, CA woo hoo? From a place in the middle of nothing to a new place in the middle of nothing... __________________ no where near king of prussia..as a matter of fact its more north..I AM LITERALLY RIGHT ON THE BORDER of new york and PA for now till we go back to endicott for the winter..its just easier than trying to get up all those hills in the snow..My youngest daughter and her hub and kids will fill in at quaker lake property-feeding the horses and checking things out..as will the neighbors....where in ENDICOTT does your cousin live???? mmmmmmmmmm YOU ever have spiedies? __________________ Westwood (the clean part of LA right outside the gates of Bel Air), California. You've got to love the golden state... ProMinx __________________ the only thing good about jersey would have to be all of the kevin smith movies... kevin smith was a genius...or just really stoned... ProMinx __________________ HEY! I love the jersey shore..many a lad tried to make my aqquaintace at the PENALTY BOX in wildwood when I was a giddy college gal..nothing like goin to the beach and frying your ass off all day and then slammin 5 for buck mugs o beer while the band in the middle of the bar plays the Oscar Meyer theme song over and over again..I LOVE wildwood..ever stay at the RIO on OCEAN AVE? __________________ my friend's friend owns a hotel in wildwood.. i forget the name though.. __________________ Oblong - my cousin lives up 38b a bit...off of English Rd. Tuvi - I actually work in KoP, and am planning on moving here in November. I love being close to work. Blu __________________ Bethesda, MD Tuvi? I'll be right up if you have beer. My dads from Scranton. __________________ TheBluGuy - yeah i loved being close to the kop mall!!! its the greatest. sbp - yep, bethesda. i messed up when i typed it so i just left it like that. beer - yes. well stocked haha __________________ like I am gonna drive 5 hours to the shore and then back..oi..hey we have slept in the car numerous times..I dont remember most of them because I was probably wasted-but there could be no other explanation for those ridge marks on my back! I LOVE WILDWOOD yAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOO. Mavi forum

Demotivational poster

does anyone know where i can find these? i had a link to it once, but lost it. i'd really appreciate it if you could drop the link. thanx __________________ http://www.despair.com/ __________________ I initally was expecting "Demotivational Poster" to be some post by RoniMan trying to demotivate me from doing any more work today... But instead its not. I'm so disappointed I think I'll go home. Hey it worked! __________________ glad i could be of assistance, space boy! __________________ yeah, i LOVE these things. they're expensive for posters, so i haven't ordered any yet, but i do have all 36 up as my wallpaper on a random change every 15 minutes through webshots. ProMinx ps - i particularly like "problems" and "misfortune" Mavi forum

to leon

I dont know about the others members but I hate those "new post" pictures on the main forums page. I made you new ones that IMO look better. If you agree please use them. __________________ Well, we're always welcome to new graphics. The need to be transparent gifs though. Some ideas other people had were traffic lights, beer, etc... __________________ There ya go __________________ those look much smoother therefore nicer __________________ Quote: Originally posted by K2 those look much smoother therefore nicer thanks Thats why i hate the existing ones, pixelated and awful black border __________________ well, for photo editing i use photoshop 6. I've never read a book for it so i cant really recommend one. As for those pictures, any simple 3d program can be used to make those in seconds. For most simple 3d text I use Xara 3d. Its very fast and simple to use. For more complex 3d scenes I use a variety of 3d programs depending on what i'm trying to make. Those spheres are actually huge periods __________________ You're right. They are much better. Thanks! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Leon You're right. They are much better. Thanks! no problem It looks so much better now Mavi forum

GotApex T-Shirts

Hey Leon or Gabe, How are the T-Shirts coming... Did we get the Got|Apex quilted toliet paper too??? I could ask a million questions bout them, Ill limit it to 20, j/k good luck. Keep us faithful followers posted... (No Pun intended). SEP __________________ Quote: Originally posted by AmRivlin Did we get the Got|Apex quilted toliet paper too? [/b] Thats a great idea!!! and they can print a deal on each piece __________________ Hey, but we, the members of Got|Apex?, have really exclusive tastes. This toilet paper would have to be quilted and triple-ply (okay, so some of us are incontinent too...). Heh heh. Can you get us a good deal on custom-made triple ply toilet paper? ProMinx __________________ Designs submitted to the printing company. Should be about 10-14 days from here. __________________ Mavi forum