All I want for Christmas is!!!!!!

A certain British red haired jungle zoologist who has really big hands. __________________ ....my two front teeth. __________________ ohh so original gotmilk __________________ One mo' 'gain: A black 2001 Porsche Turbo. Failing that, a girlfriend for when mine goes to Spain. If you are a good chef, don't mind giving endless backrubs, are willing to put up with 16 hour workdays, and generally are amenable to coitus whenever and however, please contact me. __________________ a cool new job. I have a interview tommorrow at http://www.geeksquad.com, a local tech place. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by LPM a cool new job ooh I second that, LPM. I am SOOOOOO tired with my current one. __________________ __________________ A Supra twin turbo engine or a SRT supercharger for my GS. __________________ I dint think I wanted anything, but I'll take one of those remotes! __________________ My free pony..... __________________ Now that remote can be the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through.. Its makes the perfect gift. Thumbs up to you GM. __________________ All I want for Christmas is a wheel barrow full of $50's... But, yeah, that free pony would be GREAT too. __________________ pshh *sigh* All i want is a couple million dollars, that way I can buy everything you guys have listed and more. __________________ Forget the wheel barrow full of $50's. Forget the pony. I want an Apex t-shirt! __________________ Along with that Zoologist I'll take a big boa to entice him with. He's a snake man with big hands. It will be just me in my birthday suit with the big boa slithering all over me...and my snake man. __________________ I always find it funny when women eye men's foot size, when really the strongest correllation is the size of his hands (specifically the length from the tip of the index to the crook of the hand-thumb). Good on ya', abbra, for knowing that. I'd watch out where Mr. Science's hands have been, though...zoologists tend to have to stick their paws in some fairly unsanitary places. Well, like a hippo's poop chute, if I have to spell it out for you... __________________ hey, way to be subtle about your lust, abbra I forgot about the pony I want my god-damn pony! __________________ I'll give you a pony if you get me a boa fakesurfer! Penny I thought everyone knew it was all in the size of the mans hands that makes the man. I never heard of the foot size thingy before. I will make certain to watch out for the po's poop and make sure he cleans his hands and nails with industrial strenght po poop remover before we do any swinging from any vines.. __________________ You haven't heard of the foot thing? Why, that's what MOST people believe! You haven't seen that MGD commercial with the bowling shoes? I'm glad you are now po poop conscious. Safety first, ma'am. __________________ Put me down on the list for a Old Georgian plantation and a whole gaggle of 21 year old italian boys who want to feed me grapes and fan me on a whim. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon Put me down on the list for a Old Georgian plantation and a whole gaggle of 21 year old italian boys who want to feed me grapes and fan me on a whim. I believe those "21 year old italian boys" would probably be "21 year old black slaves" in Old Georgia...but whatever floats your boat. __________________ Good Point, anyway I really want some lovin... A female would be nice, but lets not play the Bedazzled Game, Specifically Tam... Oh and a new comp and Cougar and some GC's to Amazon.com Maybe 3k of them! __________________ I want the remote, but I don't have a girlfriend... can you get a girlfriend as an accessory to the remote? __________________ Quote: Originally posted by pennypinch Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon Put me down on the list for a Old Georgian plantation and a whole gaggle of 21 year old italian boys who want to feed me grapes and fan me on a whim. I believe those "21 year old italian boys" would probably be "21 year old black slaves" in Old Georgia...but whatever floats your boat. HEY! I said 'ITALIAN' boys..thats my wish and I'm stickin to it. __________________ Nano- Stop wanting one and you'll get one. Kind of like cats If you dont pet them, they want you to pet them. And get the remote just in case. __________________ That much is true. At no time in your life will you EVER get more ass just handed to you than when you are with someone. The longer, the more committed the relationship, the hotter the women that seem to find you endlessly desirable. It's truly a miracle and an incontestible truth of humankind. I don't know what it is. Do you develop different pheromones when you're gettin' some on a regular basis? Do women see you as "the type" if you have a woman hanging off your arm? In fact, the woman doesn't even have to be physically next to you for it to occur! I have a feeling there is the stink of desperation around a man that thinks and feels single. Women have an amazingly acute nose for that particular odour. So, the moral of the story is, gentlemen, is fool yourself into thinking you're not single, and they will come to find you. Believe it, and they will come. __________________ does it help if I'm not really looking for a gal right now? I hate playing the little mind games, so I'm forcing myself to not become interested in anyone. anyways, I never could get any positive response when I did try, so I've kinda given up for now __________________ to live in a recreation of Charlie's Angels, and to be Charlie. Oh,a and I'll take 3 of those remotes as well ;0} __________________ A GOTAPEX T-SHIRT!!!!! and a gotapex east coast party! we can all come naked and get t-shirts together as one big happy family! it will be a great bonding experience. fun times will be had by all. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by renots to live in a recreation of Charlie's Angels, and to be Charlie. Oh,a and I'll take 3 of those remotes as well ;0} hmm, we talked about this in the suckage forum and we've decided that the new angels suck Mavi forum