NEW SLOGANS FOR FLORIDA

FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait 'till you see us drive. FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction. FLORIDA: We count more than you do. FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed. FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote. FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again and again! FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts. FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us. FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount! OR: Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice. Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida. Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles. __________________ You put your stylus in, You pull your stylus out, You put your stylus in, And you punch Buchanan out. You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about! You put some Gore votes in, You pull the Bush votes out, You put some Gore votes in, And you do another count. You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about! You bring your lawyers in, You drag the whole thing out, You bring your lawyers in, And you create lots of doubt. You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about! You let your doctors spin, You let the pundits spout, You make the retirees sue, And your people whine and pout. You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about! __________________ AN OPEN LETTER FROM FLORIDA TO THE REST OF THE COUNTRY: OK, here's the deal. We here in Florida have all gotten together and decided to hold the rest of the country hostage with these here election results until you come and take your parents back home with you! That's right, we're tired of hearing how good it was back home and how beautiful your children are. We can't stand it any longer! And where did they learn to DRIVE????? We're running out of Depends down here and it's gonna get messy. You want a president ... WE want the speed limit over 20 mph ... Is it a deal? George W, you listening? How about you, Mr. Gore? Ya gettin' this? We need a break, and quit sending the Canadians down here, too! We mean it, we're not lettin' the results out, we'll stall with lawsuits and claim ballot fraud. Anything until you come and take the old devils outta here! Signed, The People of Florida __________________ ROTFLMAO.... This is wild. I needed a good laugh. Thanks Crabbie! Mavi forum