Friday, May 25, 2007

CASHWARS

WHO HAS A MAP

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Have you ever stopped to think, and forget to start again??????????????

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huh?

Question regarding Windown ME Deal.

Is there any difference between the Special Upgrade Edition of Windows ME and the regular upgrade edition?

I went to http://shop.microsoft.com/product/windows/winme.htm
and if you notice there are 3 different versions. One is the special upgrade for $59.95, the regular upgrade for $109, and the full upgrade for $209.
Any feedback would help.

In case anyone cares the link to the Win ME part of Microsoft's page is below.

http://www.microsoft.com/WindowsMe/

Ok Never Mind! I went to buy.com and figured it out...the special upgrade is specifically for win98 and win98SE users. The regular upgrade is for win 95 users.


[This message has been edited by Supox (edited 08-17-2000).

Any more free casino bonuses?

I have been doin those free bonuses at a lot of the casinos, which don't require a CC#. But I have seem to run out, and free-casinos.com is never updated...anyone have any other casinos that do bonuses that arent listed on free-casinos.com?? thanks a million in advance..

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For the free-casinos just check out their message board. New deals are usually added every day.

~NiceMann

dumbest website in the history of the universe

From the often hilarious http://www.*******************/

Awful Link of the Day: Jon's World o' Squirrels (thanks Steven) - Folks, I present you with the dumbest website in the history of the universe.

A squirrel will not drop a nut unless there is the most dire emergency. And, obviously, if a squirrel is eating, its teeth will be occupied. This is the time when you "make your move!" Squirrels have extremely soft fur. Additional disclaimer: there's no accounting for individual differences.

If you get bitten, don't blame me! Also, it is very rare for squirrels to carry rabies so don't get too paranoid about it. Remember that although squirrels are not tame, they are also not in any great hurry to bite you, even if they seem to approach aggressively. This would go against their "conditioning:" they don't get many handouts from humans that they bite!

BECAUSE they have big, shiny eyes & they will sit on your shoulder & they can live as long as seven years but are lucky to live two & if you sit quietly you can hear them nibbling & they can hang upside down by their hind feet while eating & people run over them and don't care & they wiggle their noses & when they "raid" birdfeeders they aren't playing around, they are hungry & when two squirrels meet they shake their tails at each other & they are as soft as they look & when they go to sleep at night they use their tails for a blanket & people can choose to be kind to animals & Because wherever you find them there are also beautiful trees, I'm proud to be a squirrel watcher!


There's approximately 4,000 pages dedicated to the fantastic world of squirrels on this monstrosity. It makes me glad to know that some people have much more spare time on their hands than I do. It also makes me glad to know that I don't live near them.

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Now here I was expecting to see a page full of stuff like this:



Boy, was I disapointed.
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I love www.somethingaweful.com. I used to read those icq pranks at work and laugh my arse off, and then go home to realize that they weren't that funny, I was just really bored at work. And yes, some people do have too much time on their hands.
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http://www.honkworm.com/fishbar10.htm
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It is personally offensive that someone took the time to put that piece of shi-at into HTML. I mourn the passing of human intelligence...
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What is even more offensive is that someone paid to register that name. And heaven forbid... they paid for webhosting too!!
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Link don't seem to work for me
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Okay, I looked in this thread just to make sure he wasn't talking about my site.
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Right off the front page at http://www.*******************/

Opera, Playable Symphonic Music Rock, & Physics Paper by Richard S. Tolley (thanks n8) - Insane nutball quotes the Bible, himself, and various fictional people so he can make the most confusing and psychotic webpage ever. He succeeds on so many levels that it's truly a work of art.[list]
My name is Richard S. Tolley. I have written and lived an opera about reincarnation, U.F.O.'s over my parent's house when I was a young boy, and U.F.O.'s at the birth of Christ. The genetic code repeats itself like a computer and has been repeating itself over and over again throughout history.

Therefore by this theory, the Virgin Mary, Jesus, Joseph, Mohammad, King Arthur, Makumba, etc., etc., etc. arerepeated throughout history and are here with us now in a modern incarnation. I have also written a physics paper describing in two paragraphs the entire structure of the Universe. The physics paper and the opera can be clicked on the following page. The most important themes to listen to are: "Theme from Barâ-t © ," "Journey," "I will be...," "Skull-Whips Theme," and "So Sorry." I know the Alternative Rock and the world revolves around me, my Opera: 'Barâ-t', and Jeanine. Barâ-t is an Arabic word which means Holy Seal, usually used with Al-bâbâ for Papal Holy Bull, Bulla, or Seal. It is an opera summarizing all religion.

It is God's Opera. You ought'a see my astrology Birthchart. I am central to this Universe. I have by mid-point three Grand Crosses and four Grand Trines... What if God was one of us?? Let me Riiiiiiiiiddddeeee!!!!!!


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What a Loonball, but I kinda like some of his ideas...

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[Edited by renots on 11-12-2000 at 11:21 PM]
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well well well

arnt we the nice little secret society of evil little people

aruughhhhhh

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can someone help on html? (basic)

would anyone like to teach me some basic html stuff?
i know bold italic
and that's about it.

i'd like to know how to upload an image that's from my own computer onto ... say this post. (i know how to do it if it's from another site)

any help would be greatly appreciated.

thanx in advance

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just do a quote from any message that has interesting formating.

HTML holds no secrets (unlike the file formats used by certain software firms run by megalomaniacs)[Learn to share Bill]

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also u can check out the FAQ of the ubb. HTML is quite basic and ubb makes it easier to combine it.
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what (or where) is ubb?
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Don't forget This too.
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i am also a beginner in html

i found a pretty good site at:
http://htmlgoodies.earthweb.com/

it teaches stuff like color, font size, and some for advance stuff
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Well, to use an image that's on your computer you need to put it online first. Which means you have to ask someone to upload it for you on their webspace, or you have to get some free webspace yourself. Geocities is one you could use.
Ones you have the pic uploaded you need to put a linking code in your post. If you check the ubb code explanations you will see that there is a tag to put images in your post.

EDIT: and if you really want to use the html code, it's [img src="url.of.your.pic"]
Only replace the [] with <>

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here's an old favorite that has helped many http://www.chesworth.com/pv/
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OOOOHHHH!!!

that's what the UBB code is for...

thanx guys/gals!
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HTML is really not too hard once u get use to it. I don't really hard code HTML until this summer. but i was a Wiz at frontpage. A good way to see what u leared is to view source codes of pages and see if you can decode it =) plus lets you cut and paste tags =)

Need deals forum deserves more respect

After asking for help w/ a few deals myself and receiving little or no response...and after scrolling down all of the available topics and noticing 2 or 3 responses at the maximum for most of them.....I feel it is my duty to say something.
When you compare the amt. of responses in the got deals to the need deals forum, there is a huge discrepancy...if people are going to get good deals from others, they should also lend a hand and help others find deals. Its only fair in my opinion.

And that my friends, is my two cents.

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I couldn't agree with you more. I would like to help out more on the "Need Deals?" bbs, but everybody there wants tech stuff. I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. Books, food, make-up, even clothes, yes; technological stuff, no way, Jose. I wish I could tell them where to look, but I have no idea myself.
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this issue has "divided" the mass ever since the forums section began. i believe that respect is the whole underlying issue, whether it is for the "needs deal" section, or just a novice using the service. sometimes, i just don't feel there's very much respect here. i've wrote a LONG post on that issue, but people just wrote back defending their actions.

i think the best thing to do, is not to take things too personal. and know that there's gonna be people who will help, and there will be people who won't. there's going to be people who will flame, and some who won't. just don't give up, and keep trying.
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its not really an issue of taking things personally...its more about this being a community, in a community people should learn to give as well as receive
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o well in a growing comunity problems always arises =P
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Come on people...get over it. If you post in need deals, you are asking for help. You can't just make people help you. When you get a response that is a favor, not something someone owes you. If people don't want to check the need deals forum, that is their own right. I myself check it everytime I check the board.

When you ask for help finding a deal, be happy if someone helps you. If you don't get a response, time to go do your own research.

~NiceMann
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sometimes, the only responses deal requests ever got in the got deals forum were replies telling them that the question was in the wrong forum, etc. more replies were added because the first reply was flamebait. now, in the need deals forum, no one can rightly say that the request is posted in the wrong forum, so there are not as many replies.
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actually coleslaw...you make a good point
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*YARN*
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Originally posted by quest577:
actually coleslaw...you make a good point


I don't think most say wrong forum but rather bad topic. but lately i have seen more locks on the got deals forum then before .

Cheap hotel rates?

Does anyone know of any cheap hotels in the Ocean City, MD area? I'm looking to go next week and I need to find a hotel with some sort of deal. Thanks.

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check out www.placestostay.com...I got a really good deal on a hotel in Boston!
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The "BEST" deals for hotels, is your local AAA auto club office, just call them up and ask to speak to "hotel reservations", I once used it to stay in Boston (hotels are damn expensive there), got a $220/night room at the marriot for $159/night.
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Not to compete, b/c I know AAA is good, but the hotel I got was at the Boston Wyndham $350/night for $130

Hard decision

Hey, I figure I'll post here since I've tried everything else and can come to no conclusion. Here's my dilemna:

I have to choose between two colleges VERY soon (tonight). The choices are Michigan Tech. and Lawrence University. Lawrence is a top 40 liberal arts school, and MTU is an engineering school in Houghton. It will cost me about $6,000 a year more for Lawrence, however, I will only be at Lawrence for 3 years, then will switch schools for 2 more (probably UW-madison) to complete my engineering degree. So, 5 years, 2 degrees. At MTU i will go for 4 years and get one degree (comp engineering). There is another factor though--I am an avid hockey player, and I have a chance to play Division III college hockey at Lawrence for the three years I am there. At MTU, I will be playing maybe 10 times a year in an intramural league. I guess this wouldn't seem like such a big deal if I wasn't very serious about hockey, but it is the one thing in my life I really love, and I have basically played year-round at least 3 times a week since I was 6 years old. So it will probably cost me about $40,000 more to go to Lawrence and Madison, but is it worth the opportunity to play hockey and get two degrees (the other would be comp. sci.) at Lawrence??? I have talked to everyone I know, and I have no idea what to do. Any thoughts would be appreciated. MTU would cost me only room and board for the 4 years I am there.

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And furthermore, I believe that Carthage should be destroyed.

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I would go to Lawrence. IMO its worth 40 grand to go to a better school. Plus your going to earn the money to pay it off sooner than you would with MTU.
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Yeah, but for engineering, MTU is hella school...they place 99% in either jobs or grad school, and last year Dow chemical offered all graduating chem eng's $55,000 a year starting...so they're both good school, just so you know.
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While you are trying to decide which schools you have a lot of factors to look at. Are you super sure that you are going to do engineering? You might want a school that gives you lots of options incase you decide to change your major, I know I started out engineering and hated it so am now comp sci (woo hoo programming.. blah) And the price difference is not going to be that huge of a factor in the long run, if you are looking at both of these schools then you can obviosly afford them and in 10 years 40k won't be much money at all. At the same time you want to go to a school where you will not only get the best education but have the most fun, I go to school in the middle of boston and it is just awesome. And have you visited both schools? Seeing the campuses can really help you make a decision.

Oh ya my school (Boston University) is awesome at hockey, we won hockey east last year
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Big agree with the above. I know so many kids that were absolutely convinced they were going to an X major, and ended up doing the diametric opposite. Honestly, and I think other college grads can back me up here, while the reputation and quality of a particular program is very important, the real value of a college experience is predominately in the life outside of class. I can say confidenty that I learned so m uch more just talking and experiencing and living than I did studying for classes etc. I would reassess those two schools from that perspective, and that will often make the choice much more clear. It did for me: Brown was about as far away from what i wanted out of an education, even though their school was highly esteemed. I ended up at a small liberal arts college Pomona), and have never ever questioned my choice.
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Laurence all the way. Play hockey. You might find you like some other field of study. Maybe something as awful as English, like yours truly. Follow your heart on this one. Good luck.

PS Man, I feel old. And poor
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how can you feel old?!?!?! your only 23!!!!
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Thank you all for your input. Really, I appreciate the fact that there are people out there willing to help others when there is no profit in it for them. I'm still not sure where I'll end up, but I am going to look at it again with your advice. Thanks again for the help!
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Originally posted by carpenoctem:
Thank you all for your input. Really, I appreciate the fact that there are people out there willing to help others when there is no profit in it for them. I'm still not sure where I'll end up, but I am going to look at it again with your advice. Thanks again for the help!



WAAAAIIIIIT a minute .....you mean to tell me we just gave free advice?!?!?! As in we're not getting anything in return????
I've been posting here for quite a while and this is the first time i've seen such a thing. j/k
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wait a tick. first of all, i spent 4 years up at tech and yes, you know your engineering sh!t by the time you get out. you said that hockey was a big focal point for your decision. i guess what i'm wondering is why can't you play husky hockey? hockey is way popular up there. and you're right, the job offers are really that good.

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well, I would get to play intramural hockey, but not husky hockey--I'm not that good, or that big! I would probably end up as one of those advertisements in the boards! But I'm curious, how was your experience at tech., what was your major, and where are you working now? just interested...
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forget college...join the circus

Bonzi Buddy addons

anyone know where i can download addon's for the bonzi buddy without paying for them? the prices on that thing are ridiculous

I'm giving away $50 in Amazon GC's.

I need How-To articles. Original ones. So... I'm having a little giveaway. The best original how-to article on any subject that's emailed to me will win $50 in Amazon GC's. Emailing it to me gives me permission to use it on my site, with you listed as the author.

Examples might be:
How to tie a tie.
How to remortgage your home.
How to overclock your system.

What do you guys think about this? Maybe run this till August 31? Be creative and do try to think about such things as spelling and grammar. (Which is why I'm NOT writing this stuff.)

Thanks!
Maggie

P.S. No how-to articles on how to pick your nose or anything. lol

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How about "How to Prevent Totalitarian Government?"

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Hehe, nice idea although I don't think I'm qualified to write any "How to's" except maybe for one:

"How to be a loser"

Yeah, maybe I'll write that one, yeah...
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Okay, like NO ONE has submitted one yet. I guess I'll have to keep my $50.
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How to drink lots of beer.
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There ya go, Maggie! I sent you one!!
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I could post how to perform a cardiocentesis with a straw, a ballon, and a plastic bag!

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I'll be happy to send you a how-to article on how to make money writing emails from the privacy of your own home! Just send me $5 and I'll send you an email telling you how! (sigh)

Anyway, 9 or 10 years ago, in college, I was forbidden from giving a how-to speech in my required communications class on how to commit various acts of phone fraud. In fact the school was so desperate to keep me from giving the speech, that they gave me an A for _not_ giving it. They wouldn't even let me present it to just the instructor.
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Cool, You just gave us great ideas on how to get A's in class. I think I will present how to plant, nurture, harvest, and smoke pot in my Biology class. They want the development cycle of any living organism. I'll even bring samples in.



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Naw... actually, I don't do that stuff (smoking). I despise it.


My guide titled "The easiest way to earn Free Amazon.com gift certificates" will be in the mail soon, Maggie.

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The pathetic thing... only two people have sent in their articles. UGH. Can't even pay people to do it. I also added a thingie where you WILL get $5 in Flooz if your article is chosen to be included in the site. And maybe the $50 too... but it's still not helping get submissions.
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patience Maggie, patience. Remember, you're actually asking people to do something to earn the $50. LOL. that takes effort. Give it a little time.
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Give me until tomorrow (when I'm back in the office) and I'll write you a passel (sp?). Patience, grasshopper.
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hmm How-to is soo vague. there are so many how-to sites with good essays that it is hard to tell if it is original. haha I don't know want to do a how-to on. maybe effective way to search the internet =P
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Hey I'll do one...

banners... free stuff

so what banners from which websites are you guys running to get free stuff???

Car Audio question: Tube vs. everything else

http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/Forum10/HTML/000092.html

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bazooka tubes are actually pretty nice. i was considering one for my hatch-back, but i ended up getting a full-range box instead. i remember seeing some on ubid a while back.
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How do they compare to a similarly priced conventional box, sound quality-wise?

Taco Bell Crunchy Cheese Gordita *NEW*

Taco Bell just started selling crunchy cheese gorditas with a cheesy-hard-taco wrapped in a gordita. It's so good! I'm eating one right now. The best part is that the price is only $1.49 for a limited time (although it may be $1.79, I'm not completely sure). Pick one up today!

cya l8r

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Dinner for me too-yum. One of the few new things I like.
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HOT DEAL in about 5 days: Cheeseburgers are $0.29 at Macdonalds on Wednesdays... EBAY, here I come.
P.S. for 29 cents you get about 800 calories, and thats not even overclocked
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Where's the coupon for a free one?

I still think the mexican pizza and 7-layer burrito are the best things they have!

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dang... the hamburgers at McDonalds are still 29 cents in your town? They're 39 cents now around here.... and cheeseburger sundays are now 49 cents a piece! What an outrage... I wonder if I can get them to pricematch your town!
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You have to be careful about McDonalds - their pricing structure doesn't always make sense, and you can get ripped off! For example, at our McDonalds, a regular cheeseburger is $0.98, and a double cheeseburger is $0.99 (regular price!) Another example - A Hamburger Happy Meal is $1.99, while an "All-American Meal" (hamburger, small fries and small drink) is $2.19! That's like saying, "Please, sell me a Happy Meal without the toy and charge me 20 cents more."

Also, their increments for cheese don't make sense. A cheeseburger is 10 cents more than a hamburger, while a cheeseburger "All-American Meal" is 40 cents more than a hamburger "All-American Meal"! A Quarter-Pounder with cheese is 45 cents more than a regular Quarter Pounder (although there are two pieces of cheese.) I don't think cheese stacking is allowed, so don't even ask!

What I'm saying is that you have to be a wise fast-food consumer!
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man, ou guys are cheap
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Don't try the enchiritos at Taco Bell. They are GROSS. The onions tasted rotten. And you have to wonder what they are serving you at Mcdonald's for $0.29!!!
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The next time your Significant Other says Eat Me, point out that you'd rather have the cheap meaty thrills of an MBX instead. Unlike the sibling Quarter-pounder, the MBX is actually a one-third-pounder! In the Seattle area, the MBX ($0.99 each) is also priced-lower than the Quarter-pounder on an ala-carte basis.
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The beef that's used in Taco Bell is Grade E.
McDonalds uses soy in their meat so the FDA doesn't Grade it. Dog food is Grade C.
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Thorin, are you serious?

cya l8r
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Yeah, it's cheaper for Taco Bell to pay the fine than to buy better beef.
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I heard TacoBell uses oatmeal in thier "beef".

Oh well. I've never gotten sick eating at TB.
I almost broke a tooth eating McDonalds "meat".
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Yeah, Taco Bell is just too damn good =D

cya l8r
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I heard that Burger King (at least in my area) will be doing a $.49/$.69 hamburger/cheeseburger deal, but this will be for EVERY DAY and will be permanant.

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Those Chalupas are the best... I melted at the first bite into them... Then my pooh also melted because I hadn't had Taco Bell in such a long time.
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At least taco bell is honest enough to admit what their tacos are made of...just a spokesymbol riiight

k0P
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Gross, Apex! How come if you're the founder of this site you have so few posts?
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Uh...reagancajun....

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I've been working on a new site, called "Get Apex!" I think being a little more firm will get people to come to my site.
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That's not Apex.

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Ooopsie. Misfired synapse. I see now. Sometimes I get confused. I'm the special one in my family.
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BK has 39 cent hamburgers/49 cheeseburgers every day here. Also, Mickey D's still has the 29 hamburger wed, 39 cheeseburger sunday, 89 6-piece mcnugget tuesday, 2 for 1 mcflurry on monday, and 99 cent fish filet on fridays

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Where is that, Y2J. I am in Orange County, CA.

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What the %*#@ is this???

Well depending on the bear it could be black, brown, or white. Then again there is a thing called a BLUE BEAR, which has a blueish/ grey tint to it...

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the bear's white; you're at the north pole.

how about this:

in a small village in the middle of nowhere, three innocent prisoners are sitting in a jail. One day, the cruel jailer takes them out and places them in a line on three chairs, in such a way that man C can see both man A and man B, man B can see only man A, and man A can see none of the other men. the jailer shows them 5 hats, 2 of which are black and 3 of which are white. after this, he blindfolds the men, places one hat on each of their heads, and removes the blindfolds again. the jailer tells his three prisoners that if one of them is able to determine the color of his hat within one minute, all of them are released. otherwise, they will all be shot. none of the prisoners can see his own hat, and all are intelligent. after 59 seconds, man A shouts out the (correct) color of his hat!

the question: what is the color of man A's hat, and how does he know?

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quote:
Originally posted by target:
the bear's white; you're at the north pole.

how about this:

in a small village in the middle of nowhere, three innocent prisoners are sitting in a jail. One day, the cruel jailer takes them out and places them in a line on three chairs, in such a way that man C can see both man A and man B, man B can see only man A, and man A can see none of the other men. the jailer shows them 5 hats, 2 of which are black and 3 of which are white. after this, he blindfolds the men, places one hat on each of their heads, and removes the blindfolds again. the jailer tells his three prisoners that if one of them is able to determine the color of his hat within one minute, all of them are released. otherwise, they will all be shot. none of the prisoners can see his own hat, and all are intelligent. after 59 seconds, man A shouts out the (correct) color of his hat!

the question: what is the color of man A's hat, and how does he know?



hhmmmm... is it a trick question? .... i guessing that the other two shouted out the color of Man A's hat so that Man A knows his color so then all of them freed....


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Am I a Moderator yet =) heehee

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ok..ok.. Wanted to ease you into it.

Try this:

CUS TOM

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His hat is white. Since C does not talk, A and B must have either B/W(Black/White) or W/W. Since B does not talk, the only other possiblity is W/W.
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Originally posted by StonedWheat:
His hat is white. Since C does not talk, A and B must have either B/W(Black/White) or W/W. Since B does not talk, the only other possiblity is W/W.


Ahhhh that is very true
i thought that they all allowed to talk ... now i get it
Very cool =)


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hmm well i can give u one of my riddles...

There is 10 open bags of gold bars. each bag has over 100 bars. one of the bags is full of fake bars. The fake bars weigh less then the real ones. There is a scale.
Find the least amount of times of wieghing is needed find out which bag is the fake one.

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A truck travels 15 mph for the first half of the distance of a trip. The driver wants to average 30 mph for the whole trip. How fast must he travel for the second half of the trip?
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hmmm... is it possible?

i mean say the trip was 30 miles so avg 30 miles an hour u get to end in 1 hour
so if u take 15mph then to reach half way u need 1 hour thus u can't have avg 30 miles in 1 hour... maybe i have to think a bit more on this problem...

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x+15/2=30 right?
so x=45 mph
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the least amount of times to weigh the bags is one if you get lucky and weigh the fake bag first
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actually i guess its 2 if we dont know the weight of the real bags-right?
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Bypass customs

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I'll start you guys with an easy one...

A mother and father have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?


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Nine people in the family
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come now make them harder =)
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A man and his son were playing outside, when the boy ran into the street after his ball and got hit by a car. An ambulance came and took to boy to the emergency room. A surgeon rushed in to the ER, took one look at the boy, and said, "I can't work on him - that boy is my son!".

Assuming the boy's parents were not divorced, what relation was the surgeon to the boy?
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THe kid has 2 daddy's and it is his father.
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[b]...

Assuming the boy's parents were not divorced, ... [b]


geee i wonder ....

mom i would guess

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His parents were never divorced because they married gay so He has 2 daddy's.
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He has 2 daddy's I am telling you. That is the right answer.
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Clueless got it. The surgeon is his mom.
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that is one of those gender-stereotyping exercises. most people automatically assume that the surgeon is male, when actually the surgeon is the child's mother.
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yea the divorce thing gave it away
but i have done many of these so even without it is not too hard..
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This is a Classic:

0 0 0
0 0 0
0 0 0

using four striaght lines go through all the 0's

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The 4 lines are connected. (You can't pick up your pen.)
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I like the Wacky Wordies.

gone gone
let be
gone gone

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sorry, it messed up.

how do I put in spaces or tabs?

You ever....

Feel like posting just for the hell of it?
Well here I am just posting and letting my mind wwander

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you ever feel like replying to someone's post just for the hell of it?
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+1

heehee another worthless post to tack on my chart

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add one more for me too!

oh wait... that makes 800!! woo hoo! who would have thunk it?
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"Feel like posting just for the hell of it?" Nope.

"you ever feel like replying to someone's post just for the hell of it?" Nope.

"Just post to add another useless post to your towering post total?" Nope.

That yes nodding head smily is lying. Nevermind him.
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Post. Post. Post. Post. Post...
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quote:
Originally posted by sbp:
"Feel like posting just for the hell of it?" Nope.

"you ever feel like replying to someone's post just for the hell of it?" Nope.

"Just post to add another useless post to your towering post total?" Nope.

That yes nodding head smily is lying. Nevermind him.



*lol* funny
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huh????
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I want to post some stuff too...


Uh, never mind..
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hahaha
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The smilie giving the finger, that is hilarious! Chock up another post.
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lol

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Have you ever stopped to think, and forget to start again??????????????
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Y'all are hilarious. I love the cheesy smiley w/finger. Ha-ha.
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*bump*
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D'oh. A deer

So whens the Apex party?
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thats what i've been wondering