dumbest website in the history of the universe

From the often hilarious http://www.*******************/ Awful Link of the Day: Jon's World o' Squirrels (thanks Steven) - Folks, I present you with the dumbest website in the history of the universe. A squirrel will not drop a nut unless there is the most dire emergency. And, obviously, if a squirrel is eating, its teeth will be occupied. This is the time when you "make your move!" Squirrels have extremely soft fur. Additional disclaimer: there's no accounting for individual differences. If you get bitten, don't blame me! Also, it is very rare for squirrels to carry rabies so don't get too paranoid about it. Remember that although squirrels are not tame, they are also not in any great hurry to bite you, even if they seem to approach aggressively. This would go against their "conditioning:" they don't get many handouts from humans that they bite! BECAUSE they have big, shiny eyes & they will sit on your shoulder & they can live as long as seven years but are lucky to live two & if you sit quietly you can hear them nibbling & they can hang upside down by their hind feet while eating & people run over them and don't care & they wiggle their noses & when they "raid" birdfeeders they aren't playing around, they are hungry & when two squirrels meet they shake their tails at each other & they are as soft as they look & when they go to sleep at night they use their tails for a blanket & people can choose to be kind to animals & Because wherever you find them there are also beautiful trees, I'm proud to be a squirrel watcher! There's approximately 4,000 pages dedicated to the fantastic world of squirrels on this monstrosity. It makes me glad to know that some people have much more spare time on their hands than I do. It also makes me glad to know that I don't live near them. ... ;0) [This message has been edited by renots (edited 08-15-2000).] __________________ Now here I was expecting to see a page full of stuff like this: Boy, was I disapointed. __________________ I love www.somethingaweful.com. I used to read those icq pranks at work and laugh my arse off, and then go home to realize that they weren't that funny, I was just really bored at work. And yes, some people do have too much time on their hands. __________________ http://www.honkworm.com/fishbar10.htm __________________ ? __________________ Quote: Originally posted by renots ? It is personally offensive that someone took the time to put that piece of shi-at into HTML. I mourn the passing of human intelligence... __________________ What is even more offensive is that someone paid to register that name. And heaven forbid... they paid for webhosting too!! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by renots ? Link don't seem to work for me __________________ Okay, I looked in this thread just to make sure he wasn't talking about my site. __________________ Right off the front page at http://www.*******************/ Opera, Playable Symphonic Music Rock, & Physics Paper by Richard S. Tolley (thanks n8) - Insane nutball quotes the Bible, himself, and various fictional people so he can make the most confusing and psychotic webpage ever. He succeeds on so many levels that it's truly a work of art.[list] My name is Richard S. Tolley. I have written and lived an opera about reincarnation, U.F.O.'s over my parent's house when I was a young boy, and U.F.O.'s at the birth of Christ. The genetic code repeats itself like a computer and has been repeating itself over and over again throughout history. Therefore by this theory, the Virgin Mary, Jesus, Joseph, Mohammad, King Arthur, Makumba, etc., etc., etc. arerepeated throughout history and are here with us now in a modern incarnation. I have also written a physics paper describing in two paragraphs the entire structure of the Universe. The physics paper and the opera can be clicked on the following page. The most important themes to listen to are: "Theme from Barâ-t © ," "Journey," "I will be...," "Skull-Whips Theme," and "So Sorry." I know the Alternative Rock and the world revolves around me, my Opera: 'Barâ-t', and Jeanine. Barâ-t is an Arabic word which means Holy Seal, usually used with Al-bâbâ for Papal Holy Bull, Bulla, or Seal. It is an opera summarizing all religion. It is God's Opera. You ought'a see my astrology Birthchart. I am central to this Universe. I have by mid-point three Grand Crosses and four Grand Trines... What if God was one of us?? Let me Riiiiiiiiiddddeeee!!!!!! ~~~ What a Loonball, but I kinda like some of his ideas... ;0) [Edited by renots on 11-12-2000 at 11:21 PM] __________________ well well well arnt we the nice little secret society of evil little people aruughhhhhh along>