REVENGE (not that I would do something like that...)

This could be a fun topic... Hey GotApex users...wondering if someone can give me some good revenge advice. So I exchanged some e-mail with a stranger who was sending me spam. She was basically a dick everytime she wrote something. I made sure I didn't do anything to violate my own TOS and give her ammo to use against me. Anyways, HYPOTHETICALLY, say I had this person's name...and address...and phone number...and primary e-mail address. Not that I would WANT to use this information or anything, but what COULD I do to make this person's life just a little more inconvinient. Nothing illegal, of course (seriously). And of course nothing that can be traced back to me. I think this person knows her **** about the way the Internet works too, pretty much an expert. I have access to public-use computers...if that helps at all. I guess this is my passive-aggressive side showing... __________________ Magazine subscriptions. Dozens of them. The little "bill me later" cards that are always falling out of the magazines are perfect for this. Drop them in a mail box at the post office so it's not at all traceable. Those free "Win a car" contests at the mall, be sure to enter her (don't check the little box that says she doesn't want a new long distance carrier). Set up a free e-mail account from a public computer. Use fake information from the account. Sign up for all the junk lists you can find. Always use her email address or give her as a refference in the "refer a friend" field. Of course, I could never do any of these things to someone. It would be wrong. __________________ find the most bizarre, off color porn magazine. Be kind enough to pay for it, and sign up under HER name. Then put the wrong address. Give it to her next door neighbor, or if you have it, her old address when she lived with her parents (preferrably who still live there) Either way, she'll have a lot of explaining to do. if that's too much effort, the guys on my floor love to sign each other up for random spam mail. I've got tons of these...let me know what kind of revenge you're interested in.. [Edited by gwilks98 on 12-08-2000 at 11:30 AM] __________________ I like the porm idea hehe but heres one that i "heard" works very well there is just of net porn out there sing up for a site that has lots of banners and sing up for the mailing lsit i swear in a weeks time the personj will be getting email from about twenty sites every days in another week it will be like 60 sites it just keeps growing and growing after a while she will jsut change her email cause the bo will be so overloaded __________________ You could post her e-mail address somewhere for others to enjoy it __________________ good ideas so far peeps! keep them coming! i just want to annoy the hell of out this person. not gonna post the info though. i don't wanna get into serious trouble for stuff other people are doing. __________________ hehehhe i jsut thought of one find the sickest most twisted off the wall presonals add and amke one for your friend ya know include items such as transvesties welcome S&M water sports and whatever other kinda bizzare stuff you can come up with your buddy will be getting calls and emails non stop form some really sick puppies hhe __________________ sign her up for EVERY religious campaign known to man-the mormons are great for making housecalls as are the Jehovah's and NEVER leave you alone once 'you' show some sort of an interest. I imagine if you give them a call and ask for someone to visit 'You' because you have a HUGE donation you want to give-they will be on your doorstep indefinately. (better yet-give two or three bucks to them sent under The person's name-its like leading the rat to cheese) ps-she may just enjoy the porno-so instead send her name in for free bibles. __________________ Everything is traceable! __________________ Go to the post office and have her mail sent to Alaska. __________________ Do NOT screw around with the US Post Office. Changing someone elses address can get you federal time. They do not play around. They have no sense of humor. You can end up in a prison. A big sweaty black man named "Tammi" is just waiting to introduce you to a new lifestyle when you get there. __________________ take out an ad in the paper for "intimate massages" done by your friend. they will have lots of disgusting men calling! ha ha! but it is a little tricky, because usually newspapers required things payed for by check or credit card, which is not something you want to do. maybe you could do one on a free online classified site. __________________ better yet, instead of sending the porn to a person next door, send it to her parents or even better (this would require some time) take a couple pictures of her, and paste her head over a porn picture of a body. Then you can send them out to everyone and their moms. __________________ Ya spigidygak is giving away free porn on the IRC channel today. Just paste her head on one of those pictures. ~NiceMann __________________ Quote: Originally posted by styleee take out an ad in the paper for "intimate massages" done by your friend. they will have lots of disgusting men calling! ha ha! but it is a little tricky, because usually newspapers required things payed for by check or credit card, which is not something you want to do. maybe you could do one on a free online classified site. thats what i said!!! loook above /\ / \ / \ __________________ Quote: Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel hehehhe i jsut thought of one find the sickest most twisted off the wall presonals add and amke one for your friend ya know include items such as transvesties welcome S&M water sports and whatever other kinda bizzare stuff you can come up with your buddy will be getting calls and emails non stop form some really sick puppies hhe You stole that ad from Hackers, didn't you? While you're at it, why don't you hack into her bank and get her credit cards canceled? Then make her employer think she's dead. I've never seen those done before. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel thats what i said!!! loook above /\ / \ / \ i don't mean to be rude Happy, but i really can't read half the stuff that you write. so i've sorta given up on all of it try spell check, please ?!? just once in a while __________________ Ice-9 damn right i did i thought i had given the due credit but i have a buggy netscape, and it crashes alot. Styleee, well then...... __________________ Scotch Tape don't be vindictive. Obviously this person is mentally incapacitated. Is there a way you can block mail from this person? If not go to the authorities as what this person is doing is harassment in the eyes of the law. Give fair warning to them and if they continue to harass you take it to the proper people and maybe they will put a scare into that person and all the spamming will stop. By taking this through the proper channels there is less of a possibility that you will bear any reprocussions from the outcome and will look like the good guy trying to get help for someone who desperately needs it. Good Luck! __________________ Call the law on them? Damn, abbra, that's too cold even for me... __________________ Quote: Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel Ice-9 damn right i did Nice. Quote: i thought i had given the due credit but i have a buggy netscape, and it crashes alot. Styleee, well then...... Funny, mine does too, usually when viewing the forums here. What version are you running? __________________ i think 6.72 or somewhere there of hehe now i have no java support man this sux __________________ One word COD! Go to hobbytown.com or some other hobbie place and you can COD her some expensive **** that will cost a **** load to send back. Or you can send her many pizza's and watch all the pizza men come down the road and laugh your ass off. __________________ Geez, man i was sitting there trying to figure out what COD had to do with shipping stuff took me ahwile to make the connection __________________ Quote: Originally posted by giambona Everything is traceable! Not Everything hehe __________________ Quote: Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel Geez, man i was sitting there trying to figure out what COD had to do with shipping stuff took me ahwile to make the connection Wow your not the "Sharpest tool in the shed" are you? For all of the dumb people that cannot figure out a simple phrase COD Cash On Delivery __________________ Quote: Originally posted by hapoo better yet, instead of sending the porn to a person next door, send it to her parents or even better (this would require some time) take a couple pictures of her, and paste her head over a porn picture of a body. Then you can send them out to everyone and their moms. Half of this idea is spoken forr, hapoo. Get your own pranks... ;-) __________________ Quote: Originally posted by gwilks98 Quote: Originally posted by hapoo better yet, instead of sending the porn to a person next door, send it to her parents or even better (this would require some time) take a couple pictures of her, and paste her head over a porn picture of a body. Then you can send them out to everyone and their moms. Half of this idea is spoken forr, hapoo. Get your own pranks... ;-) I was just adding on to it __________________ i am very disappointed in all of you, afraid to get your hands dirty. shame, shame! here are a couple little ideas that will give you much more satisfaction: find a friend with a stun gun, or go buy one-they're cheap- lay under the scumbag's car and shock her starter. cars that dont work always annoy the crap out of people. you could try caulking the door jams and putting a garden hose in the car, in the morning the car will be pretty full-you can even throw a few goldfish in to add a little flare-or pirannas if you can find them locally. there is a ton of stuff you can do to people's door handles my favorites are, if they have the type that you lift up on, you can stick dog crap up in there for them to find when they grab the door handle-dont use your own, dna testing!- or you can rub poison oak/ivy on the door handles, that really sucks. i have found that the automobile is the best way to exact your revenge, you dont have to get close to the person, and you dont necessarily have to get them when they are at home, so less chance of being detected. __________________ Yes i realized it was cash on delievery. I knew about it b4 and all. Its just taht i was working on such little sleep that day. okay best one yet, if she really dislikes you you can take my approach. there was this girl who I completly hated because she was rude, incosiderate, bitchy, stuck-up, and all of those other great qualities. Her opinion as that if your not rich, or beautiful, your not even good enough to talk to. In fact it would greatly insult her htat you would even have the nerve to say Hello in passing and expect a response. WEll what I did as a type of revenge, was to make sure to catch her when she was with her friends, go up, sit down next to her, and start hitting on her. I told her she was very beautiful and I have been admring her from a distance for such a long time. I threw in a few more complements, cheesy pick up lines, and then porceed to ask her out in front of her "eliete group." She almost had a heart attack on the spot. She was so pissed off and disgusted that she could even respond. I then so Ill ake your siclence as a yes, see you at 8 tomorow. I got up and walked away. I told my roomies that i wasnt taking any calls for the rest of the night. She and her friends must ahve called 30 times that night and the next day. I never did show up and i doubt she was there either, but was she ever terrified for a day and a half!!! Mavi forum