Dear Diary (for you northerners)

I've got family in MN, and I know LPM's up there, so I thought he'd at least enjoy this little forward I got: DEAR DIARY: AUG. 1 Moved to our new home in Northeast Ohio. It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE OCT. 14 Northeast Ohio is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE. NOV. 11 Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE. DEC. 19 Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. ****ing Snowplow! DEC. 22 More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That *******! DEC. 25 "White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother ****ing snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this ****ing ice. DEC. 28 More of the same **** last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this **** tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? JAN. 1 Happy ****ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 ****ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and **** for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the **** he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his ****ing head. JAN. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the ****er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November. MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the ****ing salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of ****. MAY 10 Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right ****ing mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Ohio. __________________ Never had 34" but I can recall a snow plow actually driving onto my driveway to discard the heap of snow he was pushing, (I used to live on a circle and he used our driveway to make the turn) __________________ hehehe, i know. i just moved from NJ to VA and even in NJ those bastards used to do that. and then the stuff'd start to melt during the day and re-freeze at night, forming this indestructable mass at the end of the driveway. no longer did conventional snow shovels work. uh uh.. had to get the god damn spade out and use that thing. still, i can't wait for our first snow fall rumor has it this friday we may see some in northern VA. __________________ The other night it was coming down heavily... It is not as exciting as it used to be (Ages 1-18) School is always in session (Unless we have 80" ) __________________ Never saw that much snow in my life and dont think I want to. I live in Oklahoma where it gets cold but hardly ever any snow. P.S. I wouldnt recommend moving here, though. __________________ not much snow in Central Texas...... suckerssss! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by fakesurfers not much snow in Central Texas...... suckerssss! texas? and you aren't the sucker? jK __________________ Central Texas?!? I feel for you man. Are you in the part that gets .5 inches of rain a year with 15% humidity or the part that gets 200 inches of rain and mantains a humidity of 110%? I used to live an hour north of Houston. I fled back to California after a few years. The weather just sucked nine days out of nine. May be we could send in a rescue party for him, what do ya'll thank? Mavi forum