Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white
throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and
that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if anymore freon is
used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay,I can live with that. Come and
sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill Clinton.
"Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill Clinton replies,
"Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be
able to make their own choices about things and that no one should
ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in
feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a few second and says,
"Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then address Bill Gates.
"Bill Gates, what do you believe?" Bill Gates said,
"I believe you're in my chair."
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Bill Clinton replies,
"Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be
able to make their own choices about things and that no one should
ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in
feeling people's pain." | yeah, now if he only really believed it  __________________
I hear ya..GO GEORGE W. __________________
I vote for the right to choose.... ...either the 50 round clip, or the belt feed  (just a sort of a joke - don't flame me pleaze) __________________
you're not old enough are you. Mavi forum |
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