Karaoke time....

99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer! You knock one down, being a clown, 98 bottles of beer on the wall! __________________ 98 Bottles of rum on the wall, 98 bottles of rum, take one....*K2 passes out from too much rum* __________________ "..GRANDMA'S IN THE CELLAR... LORDY CAN'T YA SMELL 'ER... BAKIN BREAD, UPON HER DIRTY STOVE..... SHE'S GOT BOILS ON HER BELLY.. AND IT'S DRIPPIN IN THE JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYY.. AND SHE WHISTLES AS THE SNOT GOES DOWNNNNN HER NOSSSSSSEEEEEEEE......DOWNNNNNNN HER NOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE......DOWN HER NOSSSSSSSSSSSSE..AND SHE WHISTLES AS THE SNOT GOES DOWN HER NOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEE!" (FEEL FREE TO APPLAUD AND SEND TENS AND TWENTIES) __________________ Yeah, what is up with that? I don't drink domestic beer, let me say that first. But I was in the shoppette the otherday (shoppette being a 7 -eleven type store on a military base) and saw MGD in PLASTIC bottles! Is this for the drunk that drops his glass bottle all the time? Is it better for the environment? __________________ ... but they sell MGD in plastic bottles at baseball games. You know, so we don't bonk a visitors' fan over the head with the glass ones. Or hurt an underpaid baseball player But riddle me this ... why do they take away the caps on plastic soda bottles? Are they afraid we'll collect bottle caps from the entire stadium and pelt the relief pitcher with them? Oh, wait ... karaoke time. Quote: No L, No L ... Santa's name has No L ... __________________ Don't worry about tomorrow Live for today, Forget about the check We've got Hell to pay Have a Drink on me! __________________ jujubees you ever get hit with a plastic bottle full with the cap still on it? hurts like hell....they take the cap off so when the idiot throws it hopefully most of the contents empty out before it hits anything.... __________________ "Shoppette" what an intense masculine militaryesque name...heh heh. So, do most people prefer drinking beer to other alcoholic drinks? I prefer anything hard because it ges the job done quicker and tastes better. I'm a college student, and therefore...I drink a lot of beer, but i still don't like the flavor anywhere near as much as Skyy or Bacardi 151... And now for a song... "Make it last, for an hour, We'll never feel this way again. Make it all that you want, and everything that I need. The booze reaches her blood; She forgets his name. The wood has turned to coal, But our desire feeds the flame. We surrender to the night. Will our conscience win the fight? She won't regret, I can't confess That everything's alright. And I say: The way that you feel now It's cool as long as I know The way it's going to be. It's going to take more. Where are we gonna go? Make it last, for an hour, We'll never feel this way again. Make it all that you want, And everything that I need. Make it last, make it last Because you're not making me any promises. Make it last, make it last Make the best of what you see!" ~ Stroke 9, "Make it Last" ProMinx __________________ If you drink too much beer in plastic bottles, you will will eventually get the heebeejeebies. To confirm this check, http://www.whatacrock.com __________________ I prefer Jim Beam and pepsi, or Rum and dr. pepper. but right now I am stuck on Mike's hard lemonade (which is really good with lime and salt) __________________ Oh, beer, what to do with beer. I'm a big Killian's fan...tastes yummy just about all the time. Then there was this Microbrew from somewhere in OR (I'm in PA) called Pumpkin Ale. That was cool, albeit different. Now, I'm really diggin New Castle. But, you see, winter is coming up. That means it's time for something that warms your insides...scotch. Or Woodchuck. Geez, I need a drink. Blu __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Hopper1 jujubees you ever get hit with a plastic bottle full with the cap still on it? hurts like hell....they take the cap off so when the idiot throws it hopefully most of the contents empty out before it hits anything.... Nope, hopper, I have never been hit with a full bottle of soda, nor do I plan on throwing any ... at the outrageous prices that the ballpark charges, I actually DRINK the sodas! Thanks enlightening me with your experience -- I mean knowledge Mavi forum