Do you like cramps? (since a few ladies were invading mah topic :D)

Here's your place for discussion ladies. Take no offense but, I personally don't like to read about cramps, menstrul cycles and such. . . __________________ But we really enjoy hearing about which way you "hang." __________________ Man... ovulation pain really hurts. Owie. Men are wimps. Maggie __________________ quote: Originally posted by MaggieOK: Man... ovulation pain really hurts. Owie. Men are wimps. Maggie Oh please, you've never had a nutsack squished with a hammer. that hurts... ------------------ The Minister of Sinister __________________ Heh, dare I ask WHY you had a hammer near your scrotum? I mean, that REALLY takes brains. Maggie __________________ Hey, putting a processor in a computer is a [H]ard Job! First you get all naked and grease yourself up with thermal grease (personally, i like the artic silver stuff, it makes you look like an alien). Then you put the processer in it's socket. This is where the hammer comes into play because you need to insure that the processor is in there nice an tight (i have bad aim). ------------------ The Minister of Sinister __________________ I can't say how bad cramps are as I've never had them. They are chronic, and they'll make a man's life hell, not to mention the woman's hehe. But a tennis ball heading towards "home base" is a very, how should I put it, "I wanna die now" kind of pain. I only took a hit down there once and I was down for a good 5 minutes. It's still not the worst pain in the world. Body pain as registered by neurochemical levels and epi release is greatest for the 3 following cases: 1) Labor - I gotta give me mom props for putting up with me for 19 hours before going cesarian. 2) Cancer that has metastasized. If you see an n-stage terminal cancer patient, just pray for them. You have no idea what pain is until you see them. 3) Bone fracture - particularly fx of the femoral head (ie hip fracture). I've gotten close to this as I've had 5 bone breaking incidents. The most severe was last year when I almost ripped my foot off my leg and need surgery and a metal plate placed in my leg. I've also managed to have my entire hand jump back onto my radius and ulna to create a double decker wrist appearance. That was by far the most painful thing I ever experienced. Even the radiologist at UCLA was like "What the ....!" So my broken wrist kept me physically awake for 4 days and nights striaght even though I was doped up on so much Ibuprofen and demerol that I had no idea what month it was! I think because of the bone breakages I've built a pain immunity because the fractured ankle was nasty and it didn't even hurt when I broke it. Paper cuts are still annoying as heck though. Anybody want to try to beat that? ------------------ Ço£o§§ü§ - yeah you can read into it... __________________ Oh, for you guys who don't know how bad ovulation pain is (this includes myself), imagine a small red ant trying to hatch itself out from your testicles. OK, now you know why it hurts. Ovaries do have as much nervous innervation as testicles for those who wanted to know. ------------------ Ço£o§§ü§ - yeah you can read into it... __________________ ok, now i am going to have nightmares. ------------------ The Minister of Sinister __________________ GAh, colossus, go back to studying and stop telling us about it . __________________ Have you ever noticed that if you want to start cramping, you won't? I am not meaning that you want to cramp, but like for instance, I am so anxious about my hubby coming home that I was late! I just knew that it wouldn't start until he got here and that would be no fun. __________________ No, but I have noticed that I cramp on the day when I think I'm supposed to start, even if I don't start. That really stinks. I'm just waiting and waiting and waiting and enduring cramps, but nothing. On another note, have you noticed how the guys have invaded this topic? __________________ Yes, guys have come here, but we just can't complain about hearing about womens issues here. The other topic we could. The only reason THIS topic was made was so that we wouldn't have to hear it in the other topic. Ok, I have confused everyone, now. Right? ------------------ §=-Sp34dFr34k-=§ __________________ quote: Originally posted by reagancajun: No, but I have noticed that I cramp on the day when I think I'm supposed to start, even if I don't start. That really stinks. I'm just waiting and waiting and waiting and enduring cramps, but nothing. On another note, have you noticed how the guys have invaded this topic? I have done that too. This last time, it was just a headache and being very emotional. I really can't tell which is worse... okay, cramping is worse. And you know that all the guys have peeked in this topic, even without posting, because they are curious about what is being said. *grin* And choosenfool, if your other half has been away for 6 months and you want to ummm 'have fun' when he/she got home, you would want everything over with when he got there. That is the only reason I was wanting them. __________________ One really interesting tidbit about PMS... I actually notice that I'm becoming irrational and emotional and yet have absolutely no control over it whatsoever. It's like being on the inside watching a multiple personality and being unable to do anything about it. See, now you all know I'm nuts. Maggie __________________ Umm if I had something like that going through my system...I would be going nuts too. Well first I would probably goto the doctor asking how this can happen to a male...but after that I am sure I would go nuts. ~NiceMann __________________ Imagine having bricks strapped around your waist along with aching so bad you feel like you wanna kill someone for several days every month. Then you will know how it feels to be a woman guys