HELLO POSSUMS!

I'M BACCCCCCKKKKKKKK! My vacation was delightful. When I first got to my destination, I was waited on hand and foot. Then Dracula decides to help himself to a few pintfuls of blood.With it being close to Halloween I was delighted to find that the crew was lively in costume and ready for blood. I lived through that. Second day... I had some great tasting coconut mixers , was taken on a scenic route of my luxury hotel only to end up in the bowels of the building surrounded by a pristine staff decked out in white playing with a giant hula hoop which they proceeded to shove up my ass, and take pictures for half an hour. I never heard of internal photography before but I thought it was some kind of colon cleansing for health so I agreed to this procedure, after all Princess Di use to have tubes shoved up her bum for good health and recreation so It made me feel better that I was in the same class as Royalty. I felt special. The next day was wonderful. I was dutifully taken by the staff on a chaise lounger with bars on the sides down to the exercize room where they stuck my fat head in their machine and I shimmered and shook to the tunes of John Denver. All that Shaking put me on a Rocky Mountain High I tell ya and I was shaking for the rest of the day.. Great results though. I dropped a load of some white glow in the dark stuff in the bidet. I figured it was about 10 lbs of fat that traveled to my butt from my head. What a great way to keep in shape. I Now know the meaning of the saying " Your brain is in your ass." Part 2 comming soon.... NOT NOW...I HAVE A HEADACHE! __________________ HAHAHA ..glad I didnt go on THAT vacation with ya..LOL. Nothing like having TUBES SHOVED UP YOUR ASS. Mavi forum