Who wants to trade their ranking?

I will trade for the ranking of a captain, commander or lieutenant commander. __________________ . . . For. . . what? __________________ To be an ensign, of course. __________________ I'll trade my commander ranking for a new P3 1GHz and motherboard. any inquiries, please email me! __________________ you realize, of course gotmilk, that those rankings aren't REAL? they don't mean anything? __________________ Shhhh. . . I want to get something out of this. Alright folks, Captain rank will be sold on Ebay . __________________ Quote: Originally posted by RoniMan you realize, of course gotmilk, that those rankings aren't REAL? they don't mean anything? I know that, its just that I feel like a private now and i'm beyond that stage. __________________ If you supply the items that i requested, you will no longer feel like a private but you will, however, feel like a commander, or soon enough, a captain!! __________________ i'll trade the AJ name and status for a $15 amazon GC! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by coleslaw I'll trade my commander ranking for a new P3 1GHz and motherboard. any inquiries, please email me! What was all that talk about only having a 600mhz cpu (i think) to leave to me when you kill yourself. __________________ It was a 500 MHz sillyhead... and I want to receive a 1 GHz CPU in return for my rank. Don't worry hapoo, I wouldn't cheat you honey! __________________ Quote: Originally posted by coleslaw It was a 500 MHz sillyhead... and I want to receive a 1 GHz CPU in return for my rank. Don't worry hapoo, I wouldn't cheat you honey! Thanks hehe j/k __________________ alright, you're gonna have to throw in a geforce 2 ultra card since i am a captain now! email me if you're at all interested in making this deal happen! __________________ time for a dose of reality __________________ __________________ Quote: Originally posted by gotmilk I know that, its just that I feel like a private now and i'm beyond that stage. Oh, thanks for clarifying. For awhile there, you sounded completely and totally absurd and nonsensical. __________________ I will step down as the SEP for 1 million pennies. Riiiight. Please direct all inquiries to my secretary LPM, he takes care of my desk work. __________________ ...to not being a ensign you are with every post[/yoda] ;0) __________________ SEP is a high ranking posistion. It was developed by some great mind @ Apex. By the way LPM let me know if some one deposits 1 million pennies into my account, Oh and if they do could you go in on Sunday and double count, um that would be great!