blonde joke (not dumb afterall)

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan > officer. > > She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to > borrow > > $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security > for > > the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked > on > > the street in front of the bank. > > Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as > collateral > > for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good > laugh > at > the > > blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. > An > > employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's > underground garage and > > parks it there. > > > Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the > > interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are > very > > happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out > very > > nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you > out > > and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why > would > you > > bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde > replied,......................"Where > > else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41?" > > > Finally, a smart blonde. __________________ ha, that's a good one __________________ Would that actually work though? You don't leave your car at the bank when you claim it as collateral... they will just repossess it from you if you don't ante up the money later. Oh well, it makes for a good joke. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by coleslaw Would that actually work though? You don't leave your car at the bank when you claim it as collateral... they will just repossess it from you if you don't ante up the money later. Oh well, it makes for a good joke. Who cares if its possible to do that, it's already fiction when the blonde is smart __________________ lol. how about this one: one blond decides to rob a bank, so she enlists another blond to help her out, and she fills her in on the plan. the nect day they go to the bank, blond #1 waits in the car, ready for the get away, #2 goes inside. #2 is only supposed to be in there for 2 minutes, and 2 minutes go by-nothing. 3 minutes-nothing, and #1 starts to sweat. 5 minutes later #2 comes running out with the safe dragging behind her, tied to a rope, and the security guard chasing with his pants around his ankles. #1 is flabergasted, and when #2 gets to she says," i told you to blow the SAFE, and tie up the GUARD." __________________ well, since this turned into a blone joke thread: Q: What is the difference between a blonde and Windows 95? A: The blonde works better on laptops. __________________ haha...funnie shiet~! __________________ ROFL, good stuff, good stuff.