Top Ten Reasons Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex......

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize that you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning..... 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door! SEE WHAT KIND OF SICK EMAIL I GET EVERYDAY! __________________ lolololololol>..i GUESS you can add that too the list.. "mornin chosen.." __________________ i move that this thread be stricken from the records for its blasphemous topic title! Pro __________________ still waiting to get *IT*..sulk. __________________ im sure when chosenfool finds ""it" you will hae to stnad in line to get "it" cause there is a big smelly bag of "it" on fool's floor __________________ Im going to have to disagree to this. Almost nothing compares. Mavi forum