HEY HEY...for my pals...

Finally - a decent friendship poem with real meaning.... For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, a touch of truth! When you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god. When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...............I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?....... Because you're my friend. __________________ it's bad enough that people that i know send me these things, now i have to be tricked into reading them here?????? by people i don't even know????? __________________ Ha ha, that's priceless. Man, I always get the real versions, and I'm all like, "What in the Sam Hill..." Well, actually, I don't say that, but I heard someone on the street say that today. I think I love Texas... __________________ no one tricked you into anything I SAID IT WAS FOR MY PALS..(you know..loosah,abbs..geeez..stay outta my mail..duh. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by oblongmelon no one tricked you into anything I SAID IT WAS FOR MY PALS..(you know..loosah,abbs..geeez..stay outta my mail..duh. am I no longer a pal __________________ excellent __________________ Oh OBBY! It almost makes me want to send you some of those special {{{{{{{{{HUGZ}}}}}}}}} you like so much,...GAG. __________________ i ahve nothign to sya that is releveant to any of the other threads and no dea for a new one so i will psot in here to get my "fix" for fifteen min or so :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : hiya Obby :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : __________________ well that didnt work worth a damn not did it? ****ty __________________ hmm maybe this will work :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : hiya Obby :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : :wavey : __________________ screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it screw it augh but this is inda kewl caue i have three posts together and the all fit into itno view and the smilie on my sig are all waving in unison how do ya post multipule action smilies next to each other??? __________________ Put the last colons right next to wavey. Your putting a space there that shouldn't be there. example: ;wavey;;wavey;;wavey;;wavey; replace semicolons with colons. [Edited by sbp on 11-01-2000 at 04:36 PM] __________________ OOOOPS.! AND GOTMILK...SPB..CHOSENFOOL..PENNYPINCH...TUVI(WHO LOVES THOSE GREAT BIG {{{{hugs}}}}, and HAPPYSQUIRREL..and and and...OH! and that PROMINX PERSONAGE.. .add yourselves if ya feel leftout..I'm easy goin. __________________ __________________ ha ha ha yes thank you obby-won-melony Mavi forum