*YOUR* favorite movie quote.

Here's mine: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute, named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He made outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical—summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicals. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking. I suggest you try it." If you don't know where this is from, I pity you. __________________ Maverick- "I'm gonna hit the brakes, and he'll fly right by." Merlin- "You're gonna do what?!?" Top Gun If you don't remember/never saw it, it really needs to be seen/heard to do it justice. __________________ "Many men have attempted the test of the Gom Jabbar." "They tried and failed?" "They tried... and died." "You got any of them balloons that come in funny shapes?" "If round is funny." "I'll be taking these Huggies, and any cash you got there in the drawer." "Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. Friends say I'm part bloodhound. But I have no friends." __________________ "The Royal Penis is clean, your highness." ...nope, not from a porno __________________ "I offered you the world, and at the first test of honor, I betrayed your trust..." -- Henry, Ever After (*sigh*) "I have not yet BEGUN to defile myself." -- Doc Holliday, Tombstone "You know, we're sitting on 4 million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 200,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?" -- Rockhound, Armageddon __________________ could you also write what movie's these are from. I cant recognize half of them. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by jiggy "The Royal Penis is clean, your highness." Quote: Originally posted by hapoo could you also write what movie's these are from. I cant recognize half of them. Oh come on Hapoo. You know that movie. I was the king and you were the servant. Dang where did your memory go. ~NiceMann __________________ __________________ Doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. -Kevin Neelon in Happy Gilmore __________________ I've never saved anything for the swim back. Gattaca In all the searching we have done, the only thing that makes this emptiness bearable, is each other. Contact I'm not against technology. I'm against the people who deify it at the expense of human truth. Contact Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. The Princess Bride __________________ man! so many to choose from. i can go on posting all nite. ok. i'll just do one. for now (evil laugh). ***************** you got to be joking. no, if i was joking, i'd say "what do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?" ...? walk him and pitch to the rhino. --hot shots __________________ "People who say money is the root of all evil dont f#@$ing have any" -Boiler Room __________________ "She's gone from suck... to Blow" -Spaceballs __________________ "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f*cking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian sh*t!" ...This piece was derived from a movie that has a lot of really *neat* dialogue. __________________ whoa __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Evil Here's mine: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute, named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He made outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical—summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicals. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking. I suggest you try it." If you don't know where this is from, I pity you. Austin Powers!!! __________________ But of course! __________________ "It's my duty to please that booty." -Shaft __________________ It's just a flesh wound. - Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail (The knight gets his arm chopped off if u didn't see the movie) __________________ Now say goodbye to your two best friends...and i don't mean the ones in the Winnebago! -spaceballs __________________ sorry, can't resist. i know i only said one a day...but oh well! *************************** allow myself to introduce....myself --Austin powers *************************** yeah, they have martial arts in scotland...it's called "FU QU!" it's mainly a lot of headbutting and kicking while you're down. --so i married an axe-murderer *************************** HEED! MOVE! NOW! HEED! PANTS! NOW! --s.i.m.a.a.m. *************************** (no this is NOT a mike myers dedication. i just thought of those two movies right away) __________________ Excuse me. Your balls are showing! Bumblebee tuna!! -Ace Venture: When Nature Calls __________________ "It occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is you turn them into poor people."-Trading places __________________ "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."-Willy Wonka __________________ You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with fricken' "laser" beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic collegue informs me that that can't be done. Uh, can you reminde me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. Yours truely. Dr. Evil __________________ Shagwell by name. Shag very well by reputation. __________________ "nananananananana" -chevy chase, caddyshack i always say that when i have to make a difficult shot on the golf course now __________________ When I Put-Put, I'm all about the "nananananananana!" __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Nanotech9 You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with fricken' "laser" beams attached to their heads! Now evidently, my cycloptic collegue informs me that that can't be done. Uh, can you reminde me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. Yours truely. Dr. Evil uh...what DO we have? ...seabass ............riiiiiiiight they are MUTATED seabass. are they ill tempered? yes, quite. oh that's a start. __________________ "Son of Bi!ch must pay" Big trouble in little china "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" Army of Darkness "The Suns Rays are made up of Many atoms!" "Stupid! Stupid Human!" Plan 9 From Outer Space "Wine? I do not drink....wine." Oh, come ON, you know this.