This time, DEFINITELY for just the guys...

OK, we've gone through a discussion of urinals themselves, but I've noticed a distinct set of tribes with regard to the WAY we use urinals. To wit: The overachiever: Both hands on the task at hand, aiming carefully, ensuring no splashback, in, out, and up. Done quickly, peeing is a necessity to be gotten over with quickly. Casual: One hand on the hip, kind of admiring his work, as if quite surprised at what he's doing. Takes a nice, leisurely shake at the end, probably tarries there for longer than he needs to, as he's oblivious to the line behind him. Defiant: One hand on the the hip, staring off into the triumphant distance. This guy's stance seems to say "Look at me, world, I'm peeing and you're going to like it." Seems to be contemplating his next conquest or something. No thought to splash, let alone aim. Doesn't give a rat's ass who's behind him, will take until he is damn well finshed before his pants get zipped up again. For the true meglomaniac, both hands on the hips. Maybe doesn't even have the pants down. So that's my observations. I figure I'm the first. Maybe because I'm a freak about splash. Comments? Questions? Please refer to "Contact Us" page. __________________ LOL!! man! what is this forum coming to? penny, have you ever received the email about urinal etiquette? i think you'd like it. i'll look for it, if anyone has it, can you post it? __________________ Not necessarily just for the guys: http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html Maggie __________________ HAHAHA! that is too...i don't even know the word to describe it! it's cool, yet, it's not! so maggie, can you pee standing up? or is that what you're going to show when you're on tv? j/k! man, is there nothing women don't want to take from us? sigh! __________________ ROFL, with all these bathroom topics, we need a Got|pot? forum . __________________ Hang on here.....Women can pee standing up??? Oh god, first they move into our work place, then they decide to be the boss of the relationship....and now they are going to take the last thing men can say they can do, and women can't. If you all need me I will jumping off the nearest bridge. :/ ~NiceMann __________________ You think thats bad? A few months ago, I saw a news clip on TV about a club installing a women's urinal. They showed a picture, but it looked complicated to me!!! I think it has to do with the fact most women dont actually sit on the seat but just squat or "hover". and this contraption enables them to do that. You might be able to do a web search and find a UK article on it... Now they are talking about women's toilets for two--since they go to the toilet together anyway... When asked why do women do that, one lady's response was: we cant be bothered to stop talking! Now we can keep talking and take care of business at the same time" I was ROF when i saw these clips... __________________ thats amazing __________________ quote: Originally posted by spigidygak: ROFL, with all these bathroom topics, we need a Got|pot? forum . pick a better name...haha apex would be shut down as a drug trafficing site. __________________ {wonders what the deal is with bodily fluids and solids here} Got|Toilet? Got|Urinal? __________________ quote: Originally posted by RoniMan: so maggie, can you pee standing up? or is that what you're going to show when you're on tv? j/k! What is this forum coming to.... *shakes head* __________________ What the??? Man are we off kilter. Urinals for women? What's the point? Just like Freud said, penis envy. __________________ quote: Originally posted by speedracer120: What the??? Man are we off kilter. Urinals for women? What's the point? Just like Freud said, penis envy. Naw man, its to save water. Each flush is like 1.5 gallons of water. __________________ quote: Originally posted by spigidygak: Naw man, its to save water. Each flush is like 1.5 gallons of water. Oohh!! It's your type that just makes me crazy, spidey! If you don't flush after using a urinal, why I'll...why I'll...I've wanted to just pee on the back of a guy's leg if he just walks away without flushing... __________________ quote: Originally posted by sbp: {wonders what the deal is with bodily fluids and solids here} Got|Toilet? Got|Urinal? here it is! Got|Apee __________________ lol heheheh nice one __________________ i guess i fall into the casual catagory. the real question is what kind of person are you when you're in the stall? grunting, quiet as a mouse, stankin ass fart machine dont give a damn who hears or watches? i'm pretty quiet, not becasue i'm worried about other people, but i'm not like those fat guys who breath like darth vader and have bowel problems. __________________ quote: Originally posted by att: grunting Um, the worst is when you're loud, but it's not because you're grunting... quote: Originally posted by att: stankin ass fart machine dont give a damn who hears or watches? Exactly. __________________ i quiver __________________ Frankly, I push. If you locate the grendal, and press on it, it'll remove any remaining urine in the ureathra. Result: an empty wee wee to put back in your nice, dry undies (or pants, if you go cammando). __________________ Quote: Originally posted by pennypinch If you locate the grendal haha, grendal... i've never heard anyone other than my friends call it that!! i think the medical term is perineum. __________________ Um, this is too scary for me to be reading this late....I'll comment later __________________ hey colossus is back hmm, this shouldn't scare you, after all you are going to med school. __________________ per·i·ne·um n.,pl. per·i·ne·a 1.The portion of the body in the pelvis occupied by urogenital passages and the rectum, bounded in front by the pubic arch, in the back by the coccyx, and laterally by part of the hipbone. 2.The region between the scrotum and the anus in males, and between the posterior vulva junction and the anus in females. man i love http://www.dictionary.com !!