You can just call me Captain Pennypinch!

Oh ****, I feel a wave of Buccaneeritis comin' onnnn.................. ARGHHH, me matey's. This be yer captain! Captain Pennypinch of ye good ship Apex! Avast, swab the decks, ya scabby whores, lest I make ye scream fer yer mothers, with me cat o' nine tails! Yeesh, this might take a while...! __________________ Yo Ho Yo Ho a pirate's life for me.. __________________ yar, me little parrot pal Papsy sez u got gno goosein yore liba unless u show them anandhead fairy-folk whose BOz? R U ready fer a rumble? '0? __________________ Quote: Originally posted by renots yar, me little parrot pal Papsy sez u got gno goosein yore liba unless u show them anandhead fairy-folk whose BOz? R U ready fer a rumble? '0? Whoa. When you said it was time for a b-hit, you weren't kidding, were you. __________________ yar, de caps gone yella on us, i sez we go raid C|net fer der monkeys! '0? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ no one's makin' a monkey out of my monkey __________________ Yar, thar be a good plan, Lieutenant Commander...dar...FIRST MATE Renots! Ye be a captain of year own rogue ship before ye knows it! Aye, we'll let loose with a broadside with our cannons, then board. Take them alive, mates! We'll make the scurvy dogs walk the plank! Fly the Jolly Roger, we're going to take those MyCoupons curs for me harem! __________________ I don't hear much from the peanut gallery. Ole Captain Pennypinch and me ar gonna make the yellabellies walk da plank. der ain't enough citrus rinds fer yer scury lot; yer betta kick arse er get yer arse Kicked! Yar! '0? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` u and what army of monkeys? __________________ Yar! Matey, that be our ship's new motto: Ye better kick ass, or ye ass be kicked! __________________ yo ho ho and 5 bottle of rum! __________________ How about captain asswipe? That's enough out of me you sided with yongoro my mortal enemy. Me got's to give SBP 5 bottle's of beer for him to arrrr ye matey to drink to me matey. Arrrr me wooden leg really bites ass. That damn dog keeps pissin on me arrrrrr damn wooden leg. __________________ show me the treasure to plunder and the wenches now! [Edited by sbp on 09-28-2000 at 09:27 PM] __________________ Arr ye matey SBP is drunk. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by Paladin How about captain asswipe? That's enough out of me you sided with yongoro my mortal enemy. Me got's to give SBP 5 bottle's of beer for him to arrrr ye matey to drink to me matey. Arrrr me wooden leg really bites ass. That damn dog keeps pissin on me arrrrrr damn wooden leg. Yar! That's it! First Mate Renots! Tie this scurvy whore to the main mast, we're goin' to have us a capital floggin'! Then, we'll throw his dog over the starboard side, and we'll piss on his blasted wooden leg! I'll have no badmouthing of the cap'n on MY ship! __________________ Welcome aboard Cap'n! __________________ Yar, welcome aboard, ye dastardly bastard! Arghh, it be the truth, now that ye be a captain yerself, ye'll need a ship of yer own, lest ye fight me, the Pinch of the Seven Seas, for this here ship! Fer I be the scurviest of the lot, now that spideygak has gone to be a scurvy landlubber! Avast! (BTW, what the hell does "avast" mean?!) Get off me ship and find yer own, there not be enough room for two captains, especially one as foolishly chosen as ye!! __________________ strange, same # of posts. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by pennypinch what the hell does "avast" mean?! a·vast interj. Nautical Used as a command to stop or desist. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [From Middle Dutch hou vast, hold fast: hou, houd, imperative of houden, to hold + vast, fast; see past- in Indo-European Roots.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ Quote: Originally posted by hapoo strange, same # of posts. very strange __________________ shall I get the plank readied? '0? Mavi forum