What's been your cheeziest freebie?

I love free stuff but sometimes I wonder if it was worth filling out the form. (My wife REALLY wonders sometimes.) Kenuvian was complaining about his free Advil caplet (singular). I got a pin from Heinz ketchup that was embarasingly lame. How about you? __________________ 1 lifesaver mint, 1 hair diamond, 1 teabag from freesample.com why waste the postage I wonder? And you can only order 1 thing at a time. It's almost like getting junk mail. __________________ top this! i got like a dozen or so thin leather disc things from HP. I don't know when/if I ordered them, but i don't have any clue why i would've filled anythingh out for them. Here is a better description of these pieces of cow @$$: they are about 1/4 of an inch thick, about 3 inches in diameter, real leather (polished on one side, rough on the other), and it just says "Hewlett-Packard" across the middle in font about 1 cm tall...at first i thought they were coasters...but when i tried to use them that way, they were easily damaged by the drip-off from the glasses. I'm still TOTALLY lost as to their purpose. ProMinx __________________ hahahahaha.........i got latex gloves samples....no use for them __________________ A Free GeForce 2... oh... wait.. no.. That's GOOD... I guess it would be the ONE condom. I was thinking.. "What the hell good it ONE condom." ------------------ §=-Sp34dFr34k-=§ __________________ free sample of a ziplock bag - 1 bag.... a cool one tho was a free cigar cutter __________________ i dunno, the most recent freebie i got was from some guy punching me earlier today. he did it for free too. __________________ why did he kick your ass? __________________ last year i received a free scotch taste testing kit... no, there was no alcohol in the kit - just the supplies to host my own taste testing party. woo hoo. __________________ hahah... anyone sign up for that free tongue scraper one?