drunk & disorderly

so...how many times a week do you guys get loaded? I haven't been drunk very often recently, maybe once every two weeks, but that is because i've been fairly busy. On a regular week, it is at very least once a week (that is drunk, not buzzed). I've just been playing bartender recently because i have a lot of alcohol and a lot of friends who seem to like alcohol. ProMinx ps - I almost brought a hip flask in to work with me today, but my boss would've killed me if he had smelled any. __________________ Back in college, we used to drink quite a bit maybe four, five times a week. One of my friends would drink pretty much every night...by drink, I mean 10+ beers, or most of a 750ml bottle of hard. Came to the point where he couldn't work without: he tried going sober for a week, and got two of the worst grades on tests and papers in his college career, so he went back to the sauce. That got pretty expensive! __________________ There is an interesting article somewhere (I can't find it now) about how drinking might make you smarter. The article told about how in the plains, a herd of buffalo could healthy and strong because the sick would be picked off by wolves at the back of the pack. The article said that brain cells might work the same way... alcohol would kill the "sick" brain cells, increasing the overall health of the remaining ones... I have no idea how credible this is... but it is interesting to think about. __________________ Yeah, we kinda came to the same conclusion on our own, that the pack moves faster once the sickly and slow are removed. I don't know if braincells receive more nourishment if there are less of them, thereby making them perform at a higher rate...doesn't sound medically plausible, but then again, I'm about as much a doctor as a land-borne manatee... __________________ Hahaha I've seen enough heavy drinkers (after about 10 years of doing it) to see that they CERTAINLY hadn't gotten any smarter! Back in Dykstra (for all ya Bruins) I used to drink a few times a week. Now that I'm in the apartments and need to worry about Law School I've cut down to like 5 times a quarter. Sad sad sad.... __________________ To solve all your problems... get a keg-a-rator and replenish it every two days... That'll keep you loaded. __________________ From Excite News: NAIROBI, Kenya (Reuters) - Schoolchildren as young as five went on a "drunken" rampage, looting shops, burning a vehicle and consuming the contents of a beer wagon after one of their friends was killed in a traffic accident. Hundreds of students barricaded roads and pelted traders and vehicles with rocks on Monday after a nine-year-old pupil at James Gichuru School in Nairobi was killed by a speeding public minibus -- or "matatu" -- when he bent over to pick up a pencil. "One of our children was hit by a speeding matatu," the school's headmaster told Reuters. "After this, there was rioting involving children from all the schools around." A teacher at another primary school in the area said James Gichuru pupils had come round to all the schools to gather support. "They just ran out of the classroom like crazy demons," she said. "We managed to hold back some of the little ones but the others, they went hitting people, pah! hitting cars, pah!" The children set fire to the matatu and then embarked on a spree of violence that lasted for eight hours, effectively taking over the suburb of Dandora. "They really, really want speed bumps," the teacher said. "That is why they got drunk and smashed things, to make a point. But nonetheless they are serious hooligans. They are like English football fans." The driver and conductor of the matatu escaped. Thieves later stole the engine of the burned-out minibus. No details on injuries were available. __________________ Here is a question: I always here people talking about how they made this super powerful moonshine... how exactly to you make moonshine anyway? It always seems to be a "friend of a friend" who made it... __________________ My friends and I tried making it our sophmore year, and it's effectively just the runoff from rotting matter, be it fruit or potatoes (in honour of an ex-VP), or, in our case, sugar. Look, moonshine be nasty. It's not glamourous in any way shape or form; do it wrong, you'll be blind as a motherf*ckin' bat. We did it right with pilfered laboratory grade equipment, and it still tasted ass-nasty. Yes, it's superpowerful, but in a really bad way. It involves a lot of heating and darkness and not very specific conditions. To be frank, I was the marketing arm, and I didn't really want to pay much attention to the technical side, but suffice to say, we didn't bother selling much of it for fear of the blindness thing... __________________ Ha ha ya moonshine, I usually prefer to stick with real stuff, ya the whole going blind thing kinda ruins it. But any of you ever watch MASH (yes I know old show) but man I wish I had a still like that in my dorm room, that would be some sweet stuff.