What if our bodies were different?

Just standing in line at the Wendy's, and I was thinking, what if our bodies did things differently? Worst three things (in order): 1) If flatulence resulted in a visible green cloud or mist enveloping the perpetrator. 2) Non-opposable thumbs. 3) No jaw Best three things: (in order): 1) Prehensile tongue 2) Opposable big toe (although how that would impact running is to be seen) 3) 360 degree joints Your ideas? __________________ Oh, I guess smell glands, like a skunk, could go in both categories... __________________ hey thats odd I was just thinking THE EXACT same thing..except I added in the fact that teeth growing on the outside would be a bonus. __________________ Wings and an exoskeleton. A working appendix and tonsils so I can eat raw meat with no worries. Infra-red heat vision an internal magnetic sense like homing pidgeons and some whale species have. 5 eyes spaced eqidistant around my head __________________ Quote: Originally posted by pennypinch If flatulence resulted in a visible green cloud or mist enveloping the perpetrator. How is this different? Doesn't everyone have... wait, maybe that's why no one will talk to me... __________________ well foreplay would deffinetly be alot different tahts for sure __________________ Quote: Originally posted by zenbooty Wings and an exoskeleton. You want to be "The Fly"????? Mating would be disgusting. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by zenbooty Wings and an exoskeleton. Thoughts of Kafka come to mind... __________________ that just opened a whole new realm of twistedness into whihc i dont think it would be ebst to explore __________________ it would be so nice if our cells didn't have telomeres! yay for immortality! __________________ hmm...from the way things "look" to me, you must be wearing a thong and bikini... ProMinx __________________ Quote: Originally posted by chosenfool what if we "saw" by tasting? instead of heavily relying on our eyesight mainly, why not have a tentacular tongue, that envelops anything to "see" that object? kinda slimy... "you have nice looking breasts!" or "It looks like dog **** to me.." __________________ How about x-ray vision, so I wouldnt have to picture naked women anymore. __________________ Quote: Originally posted by gotmilk How about x-ray vision, so I wouldnt have to picture naked women anymore. if you had x-ray vision all you would see are peoples bones. On the plus side you could let them know if they have any diseases Mavi forum