Monday, June 11, 2007

Leon, Gabriel, What's the deal? (shady?)

So what's the scoop Apex admins? Where do you get the laptops you sell on the deals page? I know someone who bought one and it was perfect and super cheap.... are you hijackers? lowjackers? Where are these coming from?

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Sure, why not?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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better not ask too many questions. someday, you might find your account canceled. Then you'll get the spooky phone calls. Then the drivebuys... Dude haven't you seen The Insider?
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Various places. Most of the time I don't have to even break anyone's legs.
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That job is left to me.
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Ah ha! So the GAM in fact is just a mafia front. Probably some guy named Tommy Badalucci. I'm sure he's a very nice guy.

Blu
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GAM is a lot of work so Tommy probably alternates with his boys Vinny and Al. They are three mean looking Sicilians but they also have their delicate, sensitive side: "please post in the appropriate forum next time. Thanks."
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I imagine that they are running out of patientence with all the clowns on the board. Soon it'll change from "Please post in the appropriate forum next time. Thanks." to "What the hell is your problem? Get yourself together or we'll have to make you an offer."

Blu
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You really want to take it easy and listen to what they say because once things start to get out of hand Tommy makes a visit to.......the GAM-Father! Ahhhhh!!!~~~~
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OK, I'm thinking we need a 'Way Off Topic' Forum.
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no one answered my question!!!
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Well I have 2 ideas. The first is that they may have fallen off a truck.

The other is a surplus sale. There's tons of them around, you just have to find them.

Blu
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Actually, various places. Most are from companies that are going out of business and selling their inventory for a lower cost. Hopefully, I'll be able to get some more. I really want to get more of those M300 ultraportables. Those absolutely rock.
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I want a transmeta. Just cause.
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heh, those be some darn cheap laptops.
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the GAMs just make companies offers they can't refuse.

Mavi forum

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