or so I read when I stumbled on this lame websight ..I HAVE NO IDEA how I ended up here...but this top ten list was on it and I thought it may hit home with some of you.
The Top 14 New Marketing Slogans for Hell
14. 99 percent Osmond-free!
13. Welcome "Ye-Of-Little-Faith" Conventioneers!
12. Get in line now for the O.J. Simpson autograph booth!
11. You've come a wrong way, baby.
10. Unlike Heaven, we don't care if you wear pants.
9. Your Blistered Ass: It's What's For Breakfast, For All Eternity.
8. "... but it's a dry heat!"
7. Playing now and forever in the Lucifer Lounge: Frank Sinatra!
6. Free ice skating after Al Gore's election.
5. Can 10,000 Nazi Stormtroopers Be Wrong?
4. Radio Bolton -- All Michael, All Day, For All Eternity
3. Just did it.
2. There: World-renowned goody two shoes Mother Teresa
Here: World-renowned porn star Busty McSleazy
Your choice, dude.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 New Marketing Slogan for Hell ...
1. Y666K compliant!
And of course the link for the strange mother that had time to torture ANTHONY.
http://members.aol.com/tweetkissr/anthony/hell.html
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[Edited by oblongmelon on 11-29-2000 at 06:38 PM]__________________
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